If anyone buys Jaden Smith’s stupid fucking water I will personally hunt you down and rob you because you don’t deserve money

Oh my God. Anyone who has ever said “I’d hate fuck him” needs to be shown this photo now. He looks like one of the Gentlemen from Buffy post-hair transplant.

“whities” — but yet he appears more gray.

also, that “smile” *shudder* Just waiting for him to hack someone into tiny pieces.

I think we’ll hit acceptance only when we’re past him. “My country is shit because of the last four (hopefully fewer and MOST DEFINITELY HOPEFULLY NOT MORE) years, but okay let’s pick up the pieces and move on.”

Somehow, he looks simultaneously 12 and 80.

Remember: Obama was a disgrace because he, I dunno, wore a tan suit or something. But this embarrassment who is obsessed with crowd size and maybe doesn’t know what the GDP is? Totally okay!

Jared’s Jewish, but point taken (I thought of him too, but again, remembered that he got in because his father bought his way in).

shiver

I’m worried about the color of this president’s skin.

They all look so dead inside

That face says “I have Mother in the basement freezer so I can see her pretty face every day.”

I was discussing this with a former professor of mine, and I said that I fully expected McCain to vote “yea” for every single bill and motion and would eat my hat otherwise.

Evangelicals back Trump because they love what he says, while largely ignoring what he does. That’s exactly how they live their religion - they’re often nasty, mean-spirited people who love to talk about how “Jesus is their savior” and how they have a “personal relationship with Jesus”. It’s those easy words that…

After the election, my (Canadian) boyfriend said America itself went full retard.

“Our mother was a total kid, through and through,” he added. “One of her mottos to me [was] ‘You can be as naughty as you want—just don’t get caught.’”

If Donnie and Putin went to the bathroom together, I guarantee Trump snuck a peekover the divider and let out an impressed whistle.

You’re incorrect in your assumption that he can issue blanket pardons and everyone can go on as if nothing happened and we’ll never find out what happened. He can issue a pardon, that pardon has to be accepted. When one accepts a pardon it is a formal acknowledgment of guilt. That does not end the investigation. You…

Holy fuck do the people who tighten the straps on your jacket before they tuck you in know where you are?

Good call. If you’re approaching the day with that mindset both you and your guests are in for a good time. Congrats!