“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

“ I’m a bad role model for being proud of my body?”

“I don’t want her to grow up in a world where she is made to feel less-than for embracing everything it means to be a woman.”

the fuck kind of coffee are you drinking

So juvenile. It’s like a 14 year old fetishizing their first earned babysitting money. It always makes me cringe when adults show off cash. So crude. So #newmoney.

Yeah, but Galaxy Quest is great in spite of Tim Allen, not because of him. He is inarguably the worst part of that movie, even if/no matter how much you hate Justin Long.

He’s an asshole. Republicans love assholes. They want someone to put the liberals and minorities in their place. They want to kick ass and take names. If an asshole can do that using words with a minimum of syllables, he goes straight to the top of the polls. Think of the people they’ve supported in recent years:

Can someone be placed under psychiatric observation based on a picture? Someone needs to take hold of that woman and pull her back into the firm embrace of reality.

He might as well legally change his name to Cecil The Lion’s Killer. I’d carve it into his tombstone. And every replacement.

This has gone round and round in the original article, so the short version is that car seats are rear facing now, so the parent can't see the child. I think this is a big piece of it. Parents are tired, stressed, and being off the routine can make you forget and think that you did drop the baby off. Also, read this…

Like 20 years ago I remember watching Oprah and it was an episode on staying safe and the one thing that stuck with me is never let them take you to another place. Stand your ground, jump out of the car, whatever. If they get you to their final destination odds are you aren't coming out alive!

1. The guy who didn't speak English

Oh the reality is worse, much, much worse. I've been on dates with guys this clueless and arrogant who were:

Black people tearing each other down? America loves it.

Shows like these are the reason why we believe lies about ourselves.

I know exactly what you're talking about, it drives me nuts. I'm 24 and I'm like a crotchety old lady because I think it is rude and tacky to be glued to your cellphone at all times, and I really don't understand the need to social media/selfie everything and this whole "I do what I want, when I want, you're never…

that was also my first reaction. I mean, yeah, not fetishizing opressed minorities, rock on, right there with ya. But maybe some things belong to a global aesthetic vocabulary and can be used in loose association, if any, with their original signifier. Floating that idea without preaching it, just feeling like…

I'm with you. When I pick up a magazine, I want to see perfection. I don't want to see "me." I'm okay with me, I like me, I like other people that look like me. However, when I am indulging in a little escapism from my perfectly ordinary life, I want to see people that look extraordinary. I find fashion mags to be…

I wish we could stop pretending that magazine photos like these are photos and just admit that they are more like paintings or non-literal art. Then we could get over worrying about comparing ourselves to them, how "bad" celebrities look without extensive editing, or how much our perspective. We could look at…

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.