Your tragic gallery of oppressed, male whities is missing this one.

Sleep-barking; running; whining is the cutest thing. I can’t figure out what they’re dreaming about, except this one time: after playtime, our Boxer fell asleep, and she was mimicking tug-o-war in her sleep. That’s the only time I 100% knew what was going on in there. Awesome.

Methinks the wheels are turning, but the hamsters are dead.

They think Cheetolini is going to give them their holy war. They don’t care about his utter lack of morals, or indeed that he is insane. They think that if they go after the moose-lambs, they’ll have their apocalypse and be saved by Jeezus. Literally.

You got me rabbit holing on this and it’s eerie.

“i escaped arkansas so now i think i’m an astronaut”

We do we suggest we do? I think you’re right to bring this up, esp. for people who might not be aware of this history, but if nothing was done then, I doubt anything can be done now. It’s a real shame.

And if we know, Mueller knows. His memos and notes are going to be epic.

Ding! Exactly. None of this is about politics or policies at this point. They’re going, to quote a beloved movie, full retard.

I do not think anybody, however sleek, even this orange Mr. Manly-Chin over there, can normalize this regime. It’s too late. I believe we’ve crossed the Rubicon, alea iacta est and all that.

Spicey was fascinating in a train wreck kinda way, as it felt like you could see bits of his soul leaking out as this shitshow was unfolding. Still his choice to play along, but it did look like it was doing something to him.

I will

OMG me too!

I am going to be such a chill bride. Because to me, it will be a celebration of togetherness, love, and friendship. Everybody should be happy on that day, not just me.

Chris O’Dowd can call me anytime.

Sure. Just not 9-1-1

I was wrong to complain because, for me, it’s not so much about her wedding than it is about the whole stupid overblown institution.

Could there be a better wedding experience than to go as Statler and Waldorf?

I have never watched Breaking Bad for the same exact reason as you.

“I’m so sorry. He’s from Barcelona.”