Couple’s massage?

You monster! Do not put nightmares in my head!

Fascinating stuff: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_by_Internet

Not getting things done is super ok :)

Hey now be fair - your reservation happens to be on their oil. So there.

The y’all qaedas are in charge.

Just say you hate blacks, and Muslims and be done with it

My cycle is quite short - 21/23 days. It’s really annoying. But my mother, my aunt, my grandmother were the same.

I had them for years, and as soon as I stopped fighting them, as soon as I went Ok, you’re actually my friend and you want us to have this experience together now and I’m ok with this - they went away.

Good girl. Chin up!

Listen to BrynandNessa, he/she is trying to get you to manage this in the best possible way. Again: he sounds like he’s trying to be kind to you but he really needs his space. I’m suspicious about your wanting to tell him you’re moving away so he won’t be hurt in the long run - I’m not quite buying it.

I find that the trick is to realize that it’s normal to feel sad, confused, happy, relieved, angry, numb, etc. etc. Every time you can nap, do. And give it time.

Brush up on your hockey. Ottawa is good, Montreal is awesome, Toronto is boring and Vancouver is obnoxious. Be prepared to pay a lot of taxes for mediocre services.

Your logical brain will always be ahead of your emotional brain. So give it time and accept that it’s ok to feel all over the map about it. It’s part of the process.

He said that my emails were draining and distracting, and he hoped we could be friends someday in the future, but that he needs time to process and work through his emotions about what happened.

OMG. This gives me all the feels. A dog-loving hot astronaut. I’m dying.

I have combination skin and it’s excellent for me. My pores just disappear with none of the caked-on look and since I’m very pale, it helps give me a healthy, glowing look. It’s not had any negative effect and my skin is very sensitive. Not sure about dry skin, but I always find their beauticians pretty helpful when I…

Charlie Hunnam as King Arthur is the only porn I’ll ever need.

So young. I haven’t kept up on her story but it seemed very sad. I enjoyed her on HD when I was a kid.

I’m dying to use “descend me horn” in a sentence but I don’t know what it means!