Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

That was one of the theories that I read about this case (it might have even been here). It was immediately obvious to everyone upon the media peering into the case that the kid was a product of his environment, and that his parents definitely fed into his behaviour and, by proxy, allowed this eventuality to occur.…

I hope to God those civil suits leave his family living in a hut and hunting with pointy sticks. I hope those families hire a shark lawyer. Not an aggressive human. An actual hammerhead shark in a suit.

This makes me so fucking angry. His blood alcohol was 3 times the legal limit and he killed four people. If the "affluenza" problem was due to the fact that he's never suffered consequences... shouldn't he, I don't know, just spitballing here, SUFFER A CONSEQUENCE???

This video is tedious as fuck but I'd lie on that guy's chest too.

I'm guessing you're not a big fan, but I think Duck Dynasty fits on that list.

It's just the fat-hate. Nothing to tell.

Don't forget Papa John's crappy pizza.

Yes, but on the other hand, Dance Moms and T&T make me feel like SUCH a good parent by comparison.

Goodwill pays its disabled workers appallingly low wages (I've heard reported figures of less than a dollar per hour for some people) while its top execs make well into 6 figures a year. They'll never get any of my money or my donations again.

Don't forget SouthWest Airlines!

Also Mel Gibson

I'm actually in the middle of Doctor Sleep. And I find it very difficult to put down a book without knowing what happens. This presents a dilemma.

As someone who has been molested — screw you Barbara Walters and all the other Woody advocates. Amazingly, every adult I told believed me when it happened to me. Because, like, why would I make something like that up? I grew up in a conservative, religious family — my abuser was from our church — and barely knew about…

Why Dance Moms? I don't watch it but my niece loves it.

Don't forget Chick-Fil-A. I will never forgive the homophobia. Also, pickles on a chicken sandwich are sacrilege.

Honestly Barbara, who fucking cares if Woody Allen is a good father to his current kids? And obviously, how you personally see him act around his kids might not be the way things go down behind closed doors. So incredibly insensitive to say something like that.

Oh Babs, you are SOOO right! What better way for Dylan to sabotage her father than to pick one of NUMEROUS nominations and accolades since oh, 1978 and talk about herself? Genius and my god what a sloooow burn. This must have been her ultimate plan!

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Jesus fucking Christ, Stephen King, really? Fucking really?