Luckily, nothing ever came of it. If she was looking dazed, I encouraged her to eat, but she never seemed down or depressed. This was sixth grade for her, so hopefully she got everything sorted before she reached those scary teenage years.

We didn’t have a nurse in the school where I taught, so a mother had to come in to teach us about her daughter’s medical needs. The girl was diabetic, allergic, and depressed. We had to watch her to make sure she didn’t try to commit suicide with her insulin pump, and learn how to administer her epi pen. I also had a…

Nobody has mentioned that Rizzo, Kenickie, and Danny almost have a threesome. How am I the only person to notice this?!

It also reminds me of how they used to kidnap people and put them in zoos. Look at the beautiful plumage! Look at the mating rituals! These aren’t people, but objects to be admired.

I feel you. My son pooped in the bath today.

One of my favorite books got made into a movie, and they cast Chiwetel Ejiofor as the villain. I was so excited and so bummed at the same time. Then I discovered that they turned the villain character into a good guy, which ruined the book, but I guess it’s no longer racist.

That show was upsetting on so many levels. There is a difference between depicting something and celebrating it, and I really felt like they wanted us to celebrate everyone’s philandering. “Look at these guys take advantage of women and cheat on their wives! We wish we could still get away with this stuff!” I could…

I’m from Spokane. It is VERY white.

Big mistake. HUGE.

That was just an egregious, egregious misuse of Bryan Cranston. With him I would like to be charmed or terrified, not be given a weirdly pedo vibe. Also, why the accent? Why the dialogue? Boo! Boooooooo! Also, Zendaya I love you.

They just cannot get the pacing right. Some conflicts drag on and on forever (the rapist murder situation), and other don’t even take half an episode (the pregnancy and soap-slip miscarriage). Get it together over there!

I definitely feel like Jez hasn’t been posting as much since the last spate of firings. I guess they are getting back to normal.

When I was a kid I saw the movie “Mr. Wrong,” which is about creepy stalker Bill Pullman kidnapping and trying to marry Ellen Degeneres. I have hated Bill Pullman ever since. I was also terrified of Jim Carrey for a while after “The Cable Guy,” but have since promoted him to “just sorta annoying.”

I ask myself this on a daily basis.

As a knitter myself, I would love to see the pattern they work from. I want to get a real idea of how bad the situation is. Also, I couldn’t imagine knitting 30/hrs a week, especially in an older/arthritic body. It gives me a lot of tension in my neck and shoulders.

That gaudy bauble was actually a BROOCH. Because I not only want to display it on my disgusting purse, but also on my lapel next to my shoulder pads.

Or Alery.

I got E.coli as a teenager while attending dance camp. I was trying to be a good person and eat a salad. I hate salad. I only ate it once the whole time I was there. That salad gave me E.coli, and I have never since forgiven salad for its treachery. Also, after weeks of throwing up and being too sick to eat, someone…

Wow, that makes me so bitter. She manages Bowie’s career instead of building her own, and so is left with nothing when she decides to depart a bad relationship. And since she is appearing on reality TV, she most likely still has money troubles. That’s just garbage.

They’re breakdance fighting!