Exactly. So embarrassing all around.

I am convinced that they only gave it to her for SLP because they knew she should have gotten it for Winter’s Bone. It’s like Sandra Bullock. They felt she deserved one, so they just threw it at her, regardless of whether The Blindside was an Oscar-type film.

The Gravitron was the unmitigated best.

My mom cried so hard while watching The Scarlet Letter that she burst a blood vessel in her eye.

True story: I was taken off of birth control pills because they could have killed me. I wasn’t too enthused about non-hormonal IUDs and the ones with hormones terrified me, for obvious reasons. When I went to my OB and asked for a diaphragm, she laughed in my face and told me nobody used them anymore. She…

When I was 16-17, my friend’s mom got her a stripper for her 18th birthday. He was late, had long greasy hair, and I don’t remember him being cute at all. Before he danced, he asked the mom to pour him some shots and asked us how old we were. “Nevermind, I don’t want to know.” I left the room because I was not at all…

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My husband’s great-grandmother never recovered. She went in to the hospital to have a baby, and when she got out, she discovered one of her other six children had died. She was different after that, and when the kids were teenagers, she just up and left the family. Heartbreaking for everyone involved.

Totally jacked up. At least it was women so they weren’t leering at you.

I hate how with both you and the author, after they didn’t find anything they were like, “Well, let’s violate her privacy FURTHER!” Not admitting they were wrong, but making things worse by pawing at your body and belongings even more. So gross.

She also could have extended the line all the way up; that way it would be more obvious it was a seam. Calm down, lady.

Yesssss! It was so good. “Just a little lick. Like a cat lick!”

Real question: Would she ever be allowed to play for the NBA? Have any female players ever been considered for the NBA or other professional sports teams?

That’s her sister, Kourtney. But I too, miss Kim’s old face. She’s so plastic now.

THANK YOU!

Nooooooooope. Can’t do it.

I’m getting the jibblies all over. Is the book pretty much the same? I don’t think I could handle it.

Present! I would join that book club in a heartbeat. Also, there is another thread on this post with tons of great book recommendations.

Have you seen the movie? I get an upset stomach whenever I think of it.