May I just say that I do so enjoy the Catholic church's fondness for magenta?

You are so right. Did the "shotgun discharge accidentally" or did the "homeowner mistakenly shoot her in the face" ? These facts ARE mutually exclusive.

THAT MAKES NO SENSE. That makes NO sense. Did the GUN think she was an intruder? Either the gun (whoopsie!) fired all by itself, or you PANICKED and FIRED and fucking FAILED to call the authorities.
I can't believe this requires review. Let's go, wrongful death claim.

The longer it goes the weepier I get.

My parents were always just terribly disappointed in me when I did something wrong, which was surprisingly effective. Alternately, they couldn't understand my actions: "Why would you even THINK to DO something like that?" Again, really effective. This might have been because I was basically a good kid who wanted their…

THAT HUG, THO. ;__;

I posted this under another user's comment, but this is another fantastic commercial that will make you sob your eyes out (totally worth it though).

Take your pets?

Rent some friends?

The cross-section of rape culture and jock culture comes from two things, I think:

This is a beautifully written article.

Self-worth from knowing you're a decent, kind, honest person doesn't require external validation.

Omg, I know the feeling of "I POOPED TODAY!"

One of the reasons Mr. Suud fell in love with me 14 years ago was because the little 4'10" girl who carried the cymbals burped and everyone thought it was the 6'5" dude carrying the tenors. We started out at DEFCON level 1. We have no shame.

You forgot childbirth. That's like DEFCON 10. 'Cause that's a whole 'nother level of poopage.

I really hope he wins and makes it rain Ferragamo.

Here's another (but of Sara Bareilles' "Brave") from the University of Minnesota's Amplatz Children's Hospital...

THANK YOU. This didn't just "happen".

Speaking from an urban planning background, the entire US economy since post WWII has been based on race- and class-based segregation via suburbanization and ghetto-ization. Since this time, we've decided that our entire economic agenda will be based on buying houses and filling them up with bullshit. Conversely, we…