What if you don't have any friends?

I just left facebook, but my husband is still in it. I guess that's a sign of impending divorce! WE ARE ALL DOOMED

And for those of us with IBS!z, wait, I take that back. Sod the consequences and just give me cheese.... Preferably melted on a bagel.

I really want to get there. I'm a small size too and yet I'm so anxious about my body and especially my wobbly tummy. I don't weight myself but I can see it the mirror and the whole thing just makes me sad. I started exercising because I fell in love with running but it quickly turned into a weight thing. I'm working…

Golly! I'm impressed with your concern for plot development. I didn't really care about plot, I was there for the sex.

This is amazing. I is incredibly sad how old-fashioned teaching methods persist, even in higher education. I started teaching undergrads this year and it is such a struggle to stick to the curriculum, so they can do well in their exams, and actually do something to excite and inspire them. I'm doing my best. But…

Gosh I thought I was the only one that had Barbie orgies. I feel so much better now!

I think there are few things that bring such a feeling of triumph and release than an IBS constipation poo. Mr.NerdyNerdNerd shares in the joy with me. He has had IBS since he was a teenager, I developed in only after I met him. For that reason, I call it Sexually Transmitted IBS.

I'm not pregnant but my husband cannot wait to watch me give birth, just because he wants to tell ppl that I pooped in front of strangers. He is assuming it is going to happen. We reached Defcom 1 ages ago, and we both have IBS, have helped each other through bouts of food poisoning, drunk vomiting and the occasional…

Oh my god, I can't cope. Crying so much!

The imagery brought up by the words 'swollen, ziploc bag, wrist watch and crazy glue' all in the same supposedly SEXXXXXXXXXY song just convinces me that whatever he is doing, he is doing it wrong.

THIS!!! SO Much this!!

I know... I can't stop looking at it....

This is Brilliant! After having watched Malala's interview, and reading this, I've had my faith in humanity restored.

She is incredible, and rest assured, there are more Malalas in this world, many of them from Pakistan. My best friend Sameen is Pakistani who is committed to changing her country. She comes from a family of strong, educated women and great men who are all committed to the education of women, girls and everyone really.…

Those of us with IBS have to suffer alone. We are doomed. DOOMED I SAY!!!

Awesome gif btw. She is a goddess.

Oh it's great. Once he went to get some water and cake back with strawberry ice cream. It was awesome.

Gosh, I know. I think the worst part is, is that it can be so completely out of the blue! But on the plus side, you are like th Google Map of bathrooms, always needing to know where the nearest one is just in case..
I'm already panicking about Christmas, as I will be at my in-laws where there is only one bathroom. And…

I know what you mean! I had a very small wedding and it was great! Super intimate and very us. Then, a few months later a couple of other friends got married with a crazy expensive budget and kept on subtly belittling our wedding. We have two more friends getting married next month and they asked our advice on keeping…