MrsMichaelBluth
MrsMichaelBluth
MrsMichaelBluth

Omg the ass grab, loved it! I'm a grown ass woman and when he kissed her I squeed and called my sister to see if she had seen it too.

I want them to fall in love and live happily ever after. I think I squeed out loud when they kissed.

Yeah, I've been watching off and on, saw the awesomely hilarious/sexy "Try Again" dance, and was thinking "JUST KISS ALREADY!" So when they did, I swooned. I admit to swooning, yes. It wasn't Nick/Jess on New Girl swooning (yes, I watch that show too and love it), but it was pretty lovely.

Omg, that kiss made me weak.

First rule of Crossfit is YOU ALWAYS FUCKING TALK ABOUT CROSSFIT!

This would pretty much sum up my response to just about anything that came out of Juan Pablo's mouth:

I tried watching this for 10 mins. I wanted to kill myself, I've never watched an episode of The Bachelor or Bachlorette ( is that a thing??)

Yeah I would check for The Lord's Webcams hidden underneath the pews before I sat down, lest Pornhub gets flooded with upskirt videos like "Kenya See Her Cooch?"

She's not writing for young women. She's writing for old dudes (and some pathetic young ones and their "none of those whores will ever love you like Mommy does" moms) to wank to the idea that all those strumpets are going to get their comeuppance for not being proper helpmeets.

You devoted 11 paragraphs to this? If you're so disgusted by the waste of time, why are you wasting your time on it? Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or raise money to help families who just got their food stamps cut. Something. Anything. Jesus, what a whiner.

Did someone hold a gun to your head and force you to watch? If not, shut up. Good Gawd, this site just gets worse and worse with crap like this posing as content.

You mad, bro?

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.

I work in IT and Windows 8 is making life hell for us. It was obviously designed for consumers with touch screens and not the business market. For the most part, Windows 7 was a good solid OS and Microsoft replaced it with ONE that barely seems functional. I used to build or refurbish computers for fun so I have a lot

When I looked at this picture of her, I realized I could never differentiate one photo of her from another without the help of the backdrop. It's always that same damn cheap dress look. Stop.

Jennifer Lawrence has always annoyed me. It's not the falling and "clumsiness" that bugs me so much as the the disingenuous nature of her persona. Cus, right, Lawrence, you eat Doritos and still manage to lose 15 lbs for your Dior deal. And yeah, I'm sure you can't walk in heels...even though you walk and wave

Yup. I think part of it is people built her up as their quirky queen and she felt she had to keep living up to that standard. I have never a fan, so when I see y'alls comments in articles about her, I'm just cackling at the sidelines: "omg, she wears lipgloss, she is sooo relateable, I wear lipgloss too!"

ME. TOO.