I'm married so no one would give a shit about what I think, but...

Try "vivipary" instead? It's still...biological...but much less disturbing :)

Yayyyy, unctuous is awesome! It sounds so luscious, but it's gross.

I'm aboard this ship. I feel discomfort when "ban" and "words" are used together. English is fantastic because it is such a mutt-whore.

Noooooooo!!!! shakes fist in air! runs from the room! and busts through the wall Kool-Aid-Man-style!

Hell yes I do.

I guess, but people have been talking dirty to each other for fun since...probably before recorded history? It's so incredibly normal! As far as I'm concerned, thumbs up to anything two people can use to get their rocks off together.

To answer the headline: yes. I don't really like sending sexy photos because I hate that I have to look at them (I really don't find myself all that attractive naked and panic, so usually I get my bf to take them of me then he can keep them somewhere haha XD) but sexting I like. Phone sex I dont, but sexting gives you…

Is it really that strange for two people in a sexual relationship to enjoy sexually explicit texting? I've never really been sure why people even snark on it.

Golden lab logic.

Sorry. I'm a big lady who hates to fly: I'm taller than the average person (5'11), broad of shoulder, broad of hip, and carrying some extra weight around. I have to squeeze. But I guess I didn't get the connection between your hostile encounter and flying while fat. You were hungover, late the the flight, and then…

It's like the Honey Boo Boo family doesn't even exist. (Why aren't we talking more about them in the wake of this scandal? There you go: a real life "redneck" family who are also cool with gays and haven't said any horrible racist shit either! There's your topical clickbait essay!)

Well, this post isn't classist and kind of gross at all. I'm a progressive atheist from California (granted, the San Joaquin Valley, which is about as redneck as California gets) and I'm still upset by this.

Yup. Cobble together a bunch of lazy stereotypes, and then end with a condescending pat on the head.

I was the same way, except I was such a priss I had to have mine on two bottom buns, because SESAME SEEDS. Hardees still has a Ham & Cheese but it has lost its appeal. Sigh..

I remember than now! It was tasty.

Same here; I've had a secret hate-on for this movie since it came out. "Love, My Ass." From the moment we're supposed to feel sorry for a stalker obsessed with Keira Knightley (she's thin and beautiful, therefore I am entitled to own her GAG GAG GAG ROWLF), to the repeated, inexplicable fat-shaming of perfectly…

I've hated it since the first (and, I guess, only) time I saw it years ago. But everyone I know OMGLOVESITSOMUCH. So for years, I've had to keep my hatred of Love Actually to myself. My dark secret. BUT NO LONGER. The world will know that I fucking hate this piece of manipulative, insane, inappropriate, holiday…

[is dead]

Alan Rickman's best Christmas movie...