But, but, then how else are other women going to read these stories and spend their days thinking about how they are such better mothers than Kim?!

I'm so sorry about your dad. August 16 was my dad's 10th anniversary. Time makes it easier, but man, it doesn't get a whole lot better, does it? We all find ways that best acknowledge the occasion and honor the person. For some people, that means going about your business on the day and not feeling obligated to be a…

"You go, girl. (Now get off my TV and Interwebs, thankyouverymuch)."

I think it also might be because they don't want her exposed to the limelight yet, and traveling through an airport would be highly publicized.

My dogs couldn't take all the pitching changes last night and went to bed with my husband. Or maybe it was all the yelling. Who can tell?

They went because they wanted to go — could be work or play or a combination of the two — which is fine and doesn't make them horrible people or parents. Some people are very nervous to leave their kids without them, even to go run an errand and leave them with a family member. I get that; no judgment. Some people…

Oh, for fuck's sake. First, Kim was sooooo faaaat during her pregnancy, and now she lost the weight and she's too sexy? I HATE THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DEFEND KIM KARDASHIAN, TABLOIDS!

"Throughout the meal, Kris told Jason he was sexy while they shared edamame and she hand-fed him sushi."

She's so young that vaccinations probably come into play for planning international travel. I have a friend that just went to Paris with an 8 month old and had to get an extra vaccination for the trip that you don't get in the States until 12 months, and that won't even count for the one that they need at 12 months…

The fun part is that a couple of weeks ago, they were talking about how Kanye has spent so little time with the baby, but it was all framed around how Kim can't keep a man. Now she goes away from the baby for the first time, and with the man she "can't keep," and it's what a horrible mother! In this coverage a mom…

lol. where's the second gif from?

Eggs. Eggs for every meal, is basically all I ever want when I'm hungover. I don't know if my body thinks protein is the answer or what, but I usually eat about a half dozen by the afternoon. Also, about 8 gallons of water and caffeine, and hash browns if I happen to have them because hash browns are always a…

Lolz

awwww......poor thing. so sensitive, right? breaks my heart!

Oh, can I be in a "relationship" with Facebook Jesus Christ too? I'm going to change it now, because that makes Facebook Jesus not only a polygamist but also gay!

One of my dogs loves to hold raspberries in her mouth. Then she drops it on the white carpet for the other dogs to eat or step on. So the juice makes a bloody splodge on the carpet.

Jez doesn't do apologies.

My point is kind of "it's time to have a conference type meeting at Jez home office and figure out what the actual fuck is going on."

Very interested to know, in all of your theological discussion, when you decided that Jesus' true approach to criticisms of his belief would be "Fuck off and die, miserable cunt!"

This is literally my face right now after Bekaby.