MrsMichaelBluth
MrsMichaelBluth
MrsMichaelBluth

There are not enough bottles of wine in the world to make her books readable.

That's my favorite story. It makes me feel way more normal about asking my dogs things like, "What if I just punch you in the face? Come here and let me punch you!" all in a baby talk voice.

This makes it sound like she is some domineering bitch, and I'm guessing she was called "ball and chain" in jest, but all the general media portraying her her being as a bossy desperate baby-crazy spinster really rubs me the wrong way. People make changes to suit their relationship partners all the time - she always

It's the male equivalent to the duck face.

The whole case makes me absolutely sick. That people are willing to forgive and forget and work with a dude who literally sodomized a child... ugh. I just can't. If I knew a dude did that I'd want nothing to do with him, yet Hollywood lets this guy have a pass. Ugh. UGH.

Right. And those men believed that the women they gang raped did (insert some justification here) that made it OK for them all to gang rape them. They didn't stop themselves, they just flicked a switch and told themselves it was OK (because they were women and not worth consideration... or something like that) and

Right on! Fuck consistency and being rational. Give in to your baser desires by wishing for the death of men who... gave in to their baser desires.

These organizations, as well as the people who allow them to continue this crap, could really be handily summed up by pointing to a map of the US, with a large region labeled "THE SOUTH".



....and then a "jerking off" motion.

For the life of me, I do not understand why anyone would want to have anything do do with these enormous piles of shit.

I would agree with you if people here were bitching about CHRISTIANS, since that encompasses such an enormous range of different interpretations of faith, etc. But the fact is, they aren't. I went to a Catholic school for over ten years, which in my book, made me a Catholic (apparently I was never confirmed and was

Can we have a reasonable discussion about something Catholic-related without automatically retreating to highlighting the Church's failures in the child molestation scandal? The Church's leadership and infrastructure have major problems, yes, we know, thanks for the reminder! But there is so, so much more to this

Yawn. It's a mythology that tells women they are men's property. It's whole fucking crux is a virgin birth. It's an extremely anti-woman religion just like most religions. Go Jezebel for speaking out against religion, I applaud you every time!

I honestly can't understand the frame of mind that allows someone to continue to be a voluntary member of an organization while still recognizing just how morally bankrupt that organization is.

Just as an example, the church's attitude toward contraceptives has condemned millions of people in the worst parts of Africa

If someone still gives monetary donations (is that part of what you consider being an "active Catholic?" most Catholics I know do) to an organization that has a long and storied history of using that money to hide and facilitate rape and appears to have no serious intention to stop doing so, that person is

Oh, my statement also applies to everyone else, from the pope on down.

Dear the entire Catholic church,

Please do not ever open your fucking mouth ever fucking again on the topics of decency, dignity, or morality, until you stop sheltering child rapists and child torturers from the rule of secular law. You are a morally bankrupt institution. It doesn't matter how many hungry people you

It is were up to me, I'd burn every last one of these magazines and make their editors write "I will not shame women's bodies" one million times.

Those same studies show that you're more likely to eat breakfast if you're rich, white and don't smoke, so saying breakfast makes you less likely to be obese is basically saying eating breakfast makes you more likely to be white. Correlation is not causation folks. Plus, intermittent fasting is the bomb - for me

According to Lindy, weight doesn't affect health. So why would I be worried about what makes me skinnier?

Last night, a friend was crying to me how she didn't know what she was going to do if she never lost all this baby weight because she feels so bad about herself.