I hear ya. And I do believe statutory rape laws need some revision, but maybe I am just way out of touch with teens (and was myself a late bloomer) but 14 <—-> 18 does seem a pretty vast social and sexual chasm to me, one worth the law worrying about.

Yeah. I don't get the outrage here. Statutory rape statutes exist for a reason, and a 17 year old dating a 14 year old (of whatever sexuality) is creepy.

So, is it only the ladies' room that is on display? Fuck that shit. If we're going full-on overshare-y creepster as a society (and it's pretty clear we are), let's at least not be sexist about it. Jeez.

Am I the only one who finds Jennifer Morrison just horrifically unlikeable?

This is genius and I shall be downloading it, posthaste. Living in an area (NYC) which is NOT particularly dog-friendly, I struggle to find accurate info online about local hiking trails, beaches, restaurants, parks that allow dogs....

And apparently semi-literate, if she had anything to do with that treacly, poorly written and ungrammatical biography page.

Never be ashamed. Crash Davis is the sexiest movie character of all time.

What color are your sheets? What do you do about the makeup smudging onto the pillowcase every night? That's legitimately my biggest reason for removing my makeup, because I too have light eyelashes (and also reddish, uneven skin tone), and prefer myself in at least tinted moisturizer and mascara....

What do these women do about the pillowcases and linens? Perhaps they don't use foundation or powder as I do (uneven skin tone), but if I were to sleep in my makeup, I'd have to wash/replace my pillowcase every single day...No thank you. Seriously, though- do they only use dark sheets and towels?

So, Kristin Stewart's mom is Team Jacob?

Indeed. It's a fair idea that the more people talk about sex and boast about it and dissect it and put it under the microscope, the less (and less good/satisfying) they are probably having.

Okay, so there is a question on OK Cupid about "have you ever tasted your own fluids?" and I just think, what kind of grownup with a healthy attitude about sex hasn't tasted their own stuff? I mean, we're not talking about actively drinking your cum or even bringing a sticky hand to your lips and licking... but if I…

“And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that…”

Prince Eric looks the most date-rapey? I mean, WTF with his expression?

This gif has made my Monday. Perfection.

Oh, I think you are hugely naive, my friend. If the Kardashians were not paying Us Magazine, the perspective on them would be far harsher, as it is in other tabloids. Pimp Mama Kris makes sure to grease the skids over there, for sure.

I don't think it was a miscarriage. Wasn't it found to be an ectopic pregnancy? Similarly a cop out, I guess.... but DAMN Grey's was so good back in those days. And totally agree with Violet, having the unashamed abortion is amazing on network TV. I also love love love her colorblind casting.

Thrilled about Parks, waiting desperately to hear about my beloved Happy Endings. Hoping what happens does NOT make me say, "crap dammit."

Check out the comments thus far. You think the "satire" worked? People are weighing in (no pun intended) on the Kardashian bodies, fashion choices, and weight loss figures quoted with their own judgment of these women. NO ONE other than I has brought up the larger context of body snark and women being put up for…

Why is this article here? Is there a meaning to this? If we are trying to make a larger point about body snarking, about the obsessive coverage and consumption of women's bodies in the media and what that does to society, about women trading on their bodies, about weight loss/gain narratives as a form of control over…