I am so glad I am not the only one. I posted a very similar comment to this one, as I worked it through WHILE writing. I too must need bed. :)

Husky-eyed? I am so confused. I understand what husky voices are, or husky bodies... but eyes? Are we meant to think his eyes are burly and strong? Or chubby? Or that they actually speak in low tones? Or maybe... are we saying he has eyes like a Siberian Husky? Ooof, I finally got there. :) Still, a weird phraseology.

I have large labia and not one of the men I have been with freaked out or complained or whatever about it. In fact, a couple actively enjoyed it, especially during oral sex. Seriously, men are pathetically grateful (said affectionately!!) that a woman they are attracted to is taking her clothes off at all, let alone…

Or they are lying!! :)

I personally know four people who named their daughter Eleanor. Anecdotal, yes, but telling to me!

Nevermind, pfinlay01's comment made me realize: Jennifer DID have a movie. Love Story. Blerg.

My mother was inspired by a biography of Churchill's mother, but because this was 1975 I joined the throngs of this trend. Whee.

Same trajectory has happened to my name, Jennifer- without a movie. I always joke that soon enough it will be an old lady name, like Esther or Maude, at which point it will all of a sudden come around again to cool, ala Eleanor or Avery.

Thank GOD he is out there to explain it to me, because I was getting concerned about this image from the ultrasound at my last gyno appointment. But hey, could be worse! The uterine image from the woman in the waiting room who's on the IUD was even more terrifying! The hooks, eep!

Dodai, if it were Jay-Z saying that he owes so much of his success to having a loving partner/family at home that enables him to be man he is, this article would not exist. Let's try not to make a feminist example out of nits so small they likely don't even exist because this is the shit that serves as the reason a…

I too have given up on Deadspin's coverage because the comments are so over-reachingly horrible: a fun little potpourri of unabashed sexism and strained-to-the-point-of-hemorrhoids adolescent humor.

Speaking of bad OKC dates/dating, how long is normal for people to keep someone's phone number in their phone if a "relationship" didn't work out after a date or two? I delete within weeks, but I also know a lot of people never delete numbers "just in case." Case in point, I got a "Happy Valentine's Day" message from…

Thanks for the reassurance. He wasn't the only one, so I got too thin-skinned about commenting. I wasn't really trying to be funny per se, as I didn't even think to formulate much of a joke, just wanted to use an allusion (because Use Your Illusion is taken, and tricks are what whores do for money.... or candy). In…

I think you are fighting a losing battle here focusing on ring size. So long as there is a visible sign of a person's commitment it will ALWAYS be a competition to see whose is bigger/better. That's just human nature. Fight against the tradition of rings altogether and you'll be more likely to win this battle against…

Fascinating, this I did not know, a manifesto about being funny? How painfully self-conscious, but whatever works for you guys! Appreciate the heads up and the chance to slink easily back into lurking.....

This Weatherman post/comment of mine has been an education in what absolute dicks Deadspin commenters are. Much appreciated to know that's the tone of the site, I won't be back to the comments here.

Perhaps not, but at least I am not a dickhead for no apparent reason.

Jinx! You owe me a coke. I literally just made the same joke. :)

Why is it all I can picture is J Walter Weatherman?

Completely agreed. A recent episode of Happy Endings (which I adore) had a female character slapping a male character across the face three separate times, played for laughs, like a joke slap but actual hard contact with the associate whipped head and loud crack. I was not laughing....