That you can write this after reading the above article about legislators is Oklahoma is the height of irony.... or meta-level trolling. Well done either way.

This made me chuckle. Thanks.

I know I have said before, but I fucking LOATHE the Catholic Church. Like with the fire of 1,000 suns.

There are voice modulators you can buy that do a really credible job at altering a voice from male to female. A friend of mine's ex boyfriend used one to pose as his female work colleague on the phone with my friend, calling to convince her that their relationship was NOT romantic despite the evidence of trysts and…

I am following the exact same trajectory. Let's check in tomorrow and see where we're at! :)

Vocal training? Really? I'd buy it more if he said he'd bought one of those voice modulator things (an ex of my best friend used one to pretend to be the work colleague he was cheating with in order to try to convince her it was platonic). I'm on the fence about whether Manti was in the know (i.e. having a…

Yup!

Speak for yourself, dude. I cannot get enough. Shit is fucking fascinating.

Also, so I actually went to the Facebook page and toured around, trying optimistically to find it satire (alas, no) and there's this kid Darin Lunderman, a homely little chap from Montana that is spewing some seriously hateful ignorance all over the posts. I just want to come pick him up and drive him to NYC and…

There is only one appropriate response to these pigs (HAM, pigs, see what I did there? I'll be here all week, tip your waiters)...

Spectacular.

Excellent point, the bragging about not having sex. And joyless is a great word. I'll go back to my bagel with a schmear and jumping on my boyfriend every time he says "wow" to my t-shirt and panties, whether or not my thighs jiggle a bit. :)

Excellent synopsis, and definitely a check mark in the "not gay" column.... Did Reagan say what the Lennay he met looked like? Certainly wasn't the avatar Ronnaiah was using, so that'd be something interesting to follow up on, as is the cousin, to your point in the first paragraph. I find this whole story endlessly…

I hope so too. :)

Oh. My. God. Tim Riggins makes me feel like a dirty old lady (I'm 37) but I console myself with the fact that the actor who played him is in his 20s, not a teenager. Thus my fan fiction doesn't get picked up by the sex crimes unit of the FBI (that's a joke- I don't write fan fiction, just think it ;). That show lives…

So are you thinking the gay relationship theory? What else could it be, at the end of the day?

First John Carter and Transformers had to go and kill Tim Riggins and now this? Unacceptable. Only solution: more FNL please. Like, maybe that movie you were talking about, Peter Berg (pretty please, I love you so much, please don't make me beg, okay, I'll beg if you want, can I bring you anything, like maybe a beer…

I cosign every word of this.

Yup. Indeed.

What an ascetic life. Hopefully she derives pleasure out of privation, because it doesn't appear she has much time for or interest in sensual pleasures of any kind (you missed this gem: "I wear a little bathrobe over a Cosabella thong. When I take off the robe for bed, sometimes my husband is like,"Ooooh." And I'm…