Completely agreed! I have never understood the liking things ironically. Why do that? Why generate profit for something you hate and assault your own eyes/ears? I wear my love for country music, romance novels, and karaoke proudly!

44 lbs in 6 months, when like 10+ of it will be the actual baby + water weight doesn't sound THAT unhealthy to me.

Seriously. I saw the 60 Minutes profile on her and she comes across as really smart, grounded and kind. While she may be a little arrested development in her romantic life (she's 21 but acts like a 12 year old around the boys) and thus her song lyrics, she has major business acumen and seemingly a big heart. I…

An abortion would KILL her rep, which took a hit with the staged marriage to Kris Humphries. Aborting and labeling it a "miscarriage" would work as a sympathy ploy but would never give her the money that a Kanye baby would... so she's keeping it, no matter what, is my guess.

Not a fucking chance. Even if she would want to, no way Pimp Mama Kris is not making her keep that kid for the People/OK Magazine $1,000,000 "first look" photos and assorted other cash grab perks babies enable celebrities to enjoy.

Okay, I am taking my ball and going home. It's been fun, 2013.

What's the over/under on length of time until Lindsey Lohan and her mom are doing this?

Um, no. These boys were there as the rape was occurring, live tweeting it. It's basically The Accused with teenage boys and they should all be brought up on criminal solicitation charges.

I hope they get this little Little Caesar haircut fucker on criminal solicitation, the way Kelly McGillis got those awful men in "The Accused."

This is a phenomenal idea! I bet my friends would be far more interesting in donating a sonogram "party" than hosting one. How do we make this idea happen?

I could not IMAGINE inviting my friends to an ultasound party. Forget the weird entitlement of such a thing ("you, my friends, should be so interested in the fact that I- like billions of women and creatures before me- got pregnant that you should come stare at a 3D image of it"), or the creepiness (I don't even go to…

Yes, I know that. But Rihanna and Chris Brown titled it "Nobodies Business" not "Nobodys Business"- the former being a much worse grammatical monstrosity than the latter, which could just be a missing apostrophe. That was the point I was trying to make.

I understand that, but my point is that Anna got RiRi and Breezy's monstrosity wrong: they actually spell it "Nobodies Business," which is important because Nobodys Business just implies a missing apostrophe while Nobodies Business is a mind-blowing grammatical clusterfuck of epic proportions (hyperbole: I haz it :).

Um, Anna, I believe it's "Nobodies Business." Make sure to get that grammatical monstrosity correct.

Kumquat.

Belichick throws like a girl.

Wasn't Britney diagnosed bipolar? So much of this could be attributed to the side effects of her mood stabilizers and anti-psychotics, which cause slow speech, concentration problems, lethargy, skin issues, and more. This article seems needlessly cruel, given her known mental health issues. Also: her parents and…

Oh good God. Just when I thought the fucking awful Kardashian's 15 minutes would start winding down, here comes the fame and magazine-cover sucking vortex known as a Kimye baby. I wish I could apply a filter to every thing I read and watch so I wouldn't have to see one more word about these assholes. Can someone get…