Dick-ma-tized.

I have a solution: let's all pitch in and give every NRA member anti-anxiety drugs. Would help with their creeping paranoia that a world without guns would mean someone (i.e. the shadowy "government") is coming for them...

I love these articles. Everything any church (but especially the Catholic one) says just makes me more convinced that my agnosticism is the right choice.

Well said. Succinct and entirely correct.

Yep, same game. Both fun and horrifying in equal measure. Alcohol and the company determine which is which. :) And don't fret about the virgin thing. It'll happen, and then you will remember back and think, why did I think that was such a big deal? Good luck on OKC. I have had fair to middling success (two 6 month ish…

Oh totally! I have (and had) read a lot of erotica so I could play... I just always felt like an imposter. I don't think anyone other than I cared, I just dreaded choosing to have a first time and having the guy (if I chose not to tell him beforehand) figure it out and think I was "waiting for that special forever…

Meh. I choose to mostly live my life as honestly and openly as possible. And then I deal with the repercussions. Smart? Probably not, but hey. :)

+1 Or with the wrong person.

I have the opposite problem on OKC. I answered a ton of those questions about sex honestly and openly (I enjoy sex, have no shame about it, have had awesome sexual experiences in my life, and will do pretty much anything that does not involve anyone other than my partner and pain), and thus have gotten emailed by a…

I thought it might be that movie, but I didn't recall her saying FRONCH toast, which again, is totally Better Off Dead with that pronunciation, but then again... haven't seen that movie in years. Thanks for the clarification! :)

Please explain the FRONCH TOAST reference. That to me screams Better Off Dead ("and to drink, Peru!") so I went scrambling to IMDB to see if she was in that movie. But no. What am I missing?

HOW DID THEY GAIN ENTRANCE TO MY APARTMENT? AND WHY ARE THEY IN MY LINGERIE DRAWER?

At least he didn't give the poor hamster to Richard Gere.

That is one of the all-time best episodes of that show, right up there with Motherboy XXX, Spring Breakout and Sword of Destiny ("my socks are wet.") My favorite line of the entire series is the exchange between God, Michael and Lucille, where Michael says to Gob "Get rid of the Seaward." And Lucille says, "I'll leave…

Ooh, I think you are right! Weren't they going to immediate greenlight Gange 2? Damn, I love that show....

Cerberus is not the gun maker, just a private equity firm that invested in it. The Freedom Group will survive, and has made no "logical response." Cerberus was disposing of a bad asset, for MAYBE altruistic reasons but probably more likely overall portfolio ones.

What is the name of the movie Maeby is working on where she is inspired by post-facelift Lucille for the horror creature?

Well, I have to say the BEST tattoo joke I ever heard was from a standup, I can't remember his name, who earlier in his set had a bit about loving Batman. So he says, and I paraphrase hugely, "I went to get a tattoo, this big old Batsignal on my shoulder. The tattoo artist takes the needle and just starts doing the…

Um, Khloe Kardashian already hocked U by Kotex, so this is NOT far-fetched...

"But to each HER own." Each is singular. :) (That's completely meant in fun, BTW).