Agreed, but mostly responding to heap praise on you for your handle. Are you are unbelievably excited for the new AD season as I?

Hanged. She hanged herself. Not hung.

Amen on the golf umbrella. Here in NYC it takes amazing powers of self-restraint not to push them directly into oncoming traffic.

TOTALLY, although I call them wide walkers. They are The. Worst. and the reason that more often than not you can find me walking on the street side of the curb here in Manhattan.

I just blue myself!

WTF to this entire article. I commend the Biggest Loser for trying to tackle obesity among kids. I am not sure exactly what is wrong with a show that will attempt to encourage healthy eating and exercise habits at a formative age, which is in no way shape or form the same as "dieting." Your ridiculous idea that TBL…

She makes me feel so very much like this:

Here you go!

Thank you. Dude's handle is "FeminismIsStupid." Ergo: nothing he says on this matter is worth listening to.

Oh Nick, it's shit like that that's going to jeopardize your hiring as Captain von Trapp in the musical aneurysm that is the new Sound of Music with Carrie Underwood (I say this because am convinced he is Hollywood's logical pretty boy choice, which: barf).

After that Marlon Brando gif, I may need to go have "alone time." Humina humina.

Sigh. That's an entirely new and different argument you are now making, whether or not we should be talking about him. Which is part of a much broader discussion of media and celebrity that I don't care to engage in right now. But again, entirely irrelevant to hating on that douchebag when he is in the conversation.

There is so much lunacy in this it's barely worth responding, but I am not hating on him because he has (inexplicably) fans or money. I am hating on him because he is an inexcusable, abusive asshole of epic proportions- a truly horrible human being. Whether Rihanna or other people like him is irrelevant (and also:…

Not sure what your point is (I don't have the time or patience to call up domestic abuse statistics about women going back to their abusers, but a quick Google search can help you), or what that has to do with reasonable people finding him hateful. He's violent- unrepentantly so- immature, entitled, misogynistic and…

There is never a wrong time to cue up the incredibly deserved CB hate.

I think if I had finally woken up the fact that I had slept with Rob Kardashian I'd need to immediately fuck 20 other guys just to try to rid myself of the stain, Lady Macbeth style.

CO. SIGNED.

Could they turn their attention to Bigfoot next? Those Animal Planet Finding Bigfoot people clearly need the help, as last night they thought infrared footage of ONE OF THEIR OWN GUYS might be proof of the bipedal beast. (And yes, not ashamed to admit that the bf and I enjoy that show; he said last night that I am…

Holy shit, I hadn't seen this trailer and my excitement level for this movie is now gone from an 11 into the stratosphere. Thank you!