Trouble with FF13 is that it had a decent enough story buried behind layers of "NO I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!" "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT!" "WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!" "DUMBASS WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!" "YEAH I BELIEVE IN MYSELF AND NOW WE'RE GONNA - WAIT NO WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"

But how can I know if you're being earnest or sarcastic when you say you can't believe anyone takes the comments seriously~?

This is so cool but my ears are bleeding but I love this but my ears are bleeding augh.

The fact that it's out of character is part of what makes it funny.

If Calvin and Hobbes went to play Calvinball in the Mario universe, it'd wind up more like Warioware than Super Mario World.

So this needs to be your new backing soundtrack for these videos.

... It was meant as a joke :D

Are we SURE this isn't a Hot Toys action figure of the guy?

Have some Motorpsycho.

Really good article, actually. I like the question-and-answer format for this kinda matter. Makes it less text-wally too.

Annotations courtesy of Antimatter on the Penny Arcade forums.

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Duhhhhh it's a trident I guess?

Is that what you think it is?

Isatwodasinkidis?

Starting to game at the age of 7 was interesting to me because:

Smoother? Sure. Thing is, it's the little stuff that matters. Like how the game's tiling is terrible, and how all the characters stand around stiffly, arms pointing straight down. There's no... character to'em. Just that little change (arms pointing down instead of being bent) removes something. Here're the…

Obligatory BELIIIIIIIIEVE IT!

Screw popular Rainbowdurr. I and Baconburd are like total nihilistic individuals together.