The "I won't have time for myself" mindset is, IMHO, the wrong mindset to go into a marriage. You can't do EVERYTHING together. What happens when you want to watch something on the TV that your wife doesn't want to watch, or the other way around? What about when one of you wants to, say, read a book?

If they release variant covers tinted red, blue and green, I will applaud.

Reek, reek, it rhymes with peanut butter cups.

I did Kalameet just fine solo, though it took me a few attempts. I found the master himself to be tougher.

Maybe next time I'm up against that guy with the hand there I'll be beating him solo. It's amazing how much easier Dark Souls bosses are with just one extra person to take away some of the heat.

Also, I expect to hear "The Bear and Maiden Fair" sung in this season. A BEAR A BEAR

Noooope. Final episode is set to focus on a certain silver-haired girl, from the title. They're saving the other wedding for next season, by the looks of it. It makes more dramatic sense, too. They need to spread out the punches so people don't go numb.

Freaking 309, baby.

This one's still my favorite, because it DOES mix it up.

It's set in Donald Duck time.

Puff-puff! PUFF-PUFF!

Yeah, see, I didn't do that on my first playthrough of the game... Just with the new character I rolled for the Artorias DLC :)

I let her go since I was doing a goody-goody-nice playthrough. Killing her if I do a NG+ with the same guy, though.

This is scary. The moment I saw the king version, I thought it needed a replacement like that. Literally a second later, your version loaded.

That's really neat, but that LITTLE bit of lag ruins the games. Just popping on for a little bit, I ran into several lagspikes that basically teleported me somewhere else. Not to mention that sometimes bombs wouldn't drop immediately, which REALLY screws up a game where you need to trap someone in a split-second at…

As a Norwegian, I learned a couple of years ago that "bros." is pronounced "brothers". Y'know, just like "mr." is pronounced "mister".

Dohohoho.

One day, THIS will beat Aquaman.

Patton Oswalt in black-and-white profile looks so very much like Jack Nicholson.

The vitriol against the "Aquaman is kinda sucky" meme is still hilarious.