@Cheese Addict: Get her Wario Ware for the GBA, and see if you can find a copy of Rhythm Tengoku (basically the GBA version of Rhythm Heaven, and a better game overall). If she's enjoyed EBA, then see if you can get her Ouendan 2, which is pretty much EBA in Japanese with a different story, different songs, and it's…

What do you mean there are NEW games coming out? I'm still just getting into Demon's Souls! And then I've got Heavy Rain and Final Fantasy 13 to play through! Not to mention the portable games I got, like that weird drilling platformer for the GBA, and Henry Hatsworth, and finishing the second Professor Layton, and…

@Maxjes: ... My first game was Super Mario Bros...

@GrungyMunchy: Reviews are, by definition, subjective.

Well, if not "replayability", what do you call "the desire to play the game again from the start once you're done, or keep playing the post-game"? Sure, you could call it "the desire to play the game again from the start once done, or keep playing the post-game", but that's a lot of words for something that's easily…

@Mulder: Wait, you mean it's not identical to all the others? Dayum.

@Mulder: Clearly you should talk to Scully about this.

@MrPerson: The hell? I didn't post that.

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@battra92: Well, eventually there are too many new games to keep up anyway. I've played some GBA games on my DS Lite recently, but as far as GameCube and PS2 games go, I haven't touched any in something like a year.

@Mentuss: The training stage is equally selectable in non-training modes, and the opponent gets KO'ed at the end of each Ultra. That doesn't happen in Training Mode. Sooo... Nah, this is probably SSF4AE.

@mediaboi: I think the trouble may be that you're solely playing these things online. You were the daddy at Goldeneye or Tekken because you played against your friends. No doubt back in those days, if those games had online play modes, you would've been equally headshotted.

@Whizkid103: Punch combos are so lumping horrible. Pshyeah.

@truthtellah: Nah, just rotate the bastard counterclockwise and smack'im down on the far-right side. Leaves you plenty of room to get that tetris with the long block.

@BlackStones: I think he's referring to the Totally Radical Extreme Sporter 90s teen.

@Whizkid103: It should amuse you, then, to hear that a bunch of people on the Shoryuken boards complain about the Street Fighter 4 series' newb-friendliness. They feel Capcom have dumbed it down for the more casual audience.

@dowingba: A squinty-eyed, flushed-looking man walks out of "March of the Penguins" with suspicious stains on his trousers. Circle the cause of these stains.

Clearly Layton is being a proper gentleman, here, in preserving the newspaper's dignity! He would have it no other way.

@out-phaze: So you download games to try them, and then, WITHOUT FAIL, buy them if you continue to play them. Right?

@WiegrafFolles: Gotcha. Much more understandable in this case. Apologies for the snark... It just all seemed to Not Make Sense!