Just as his background music, “Life On Mars” by David Bowie

I was reading this story an hour or so ago, in the waiting room for my therapist, who specializes in gender, sexuality, and their intersection with personality disorders. I showed this to her and she just got a confused look on her face and goes, “yeah, that’s a stumper.”

There’s far too many gender issues in this story than one could unpack in ten lifetimes.

But the gameplay and level design are actually good or it’s just “hey, there’s a lot of shit to collect in this game if you’re a hoarder!” like many N64 games were?

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Sad story but when ranking climbs, I still think the most famous climb involving a Kennedy was when Jackie climbed onto the back of the limo in Dallas back in ‘63.

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Counterpoint to him stating that he’s not a genius- remembering the name Ionesco and correlating it to a fragment of a sentence inside a clue on the fly with thousands of dollars on the line sounds pretty genius-y to me

I’ve been writing bar trivia question for years and years. So believe me when I say this, you are goddamned right. It is so hard now to come up with an original question.

Can’t give someone keys to a Honda Accord and expect them to win an F1 race.

As opposed to every other corrupt FIFA event?

I can’t believe Princess Peach is getting all the wildcard entries after her mushroom addiction problem.

Ok. In her defense, as someone who has been a network anchor (radio) and is still in broadcast news in a top 10 market, she likely DID have a hard break. You’re up against automation and you absolutely must hit that break (hit that post). If you don’t, the automation will cut you off. You have to backtime your way…

The Walls are just a Boston Crab done by Jericho, the Liontamer is a variant where it looks like his knee is up against the opponent’s head (so he’s in a bit more of a lunge).

This is a Boston Crab as there’s no knee and no one in that match is Jericho. :)

It’s very disrespectful to baseball to see people enjoying themselves. I wish these players would read the unwritten rule book and act like professionals.

You must have incredibly forceful taps. Immense magnitude of tappage.