This really needs to happen. Screw the convertible, do this.

Isn't everybody?

Clearly, he's a Duane Allman fan.

In 2002, a crack design unit was sent to a corporate retreat by a Japanese company for a redesign they didn't commit to. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security resort to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Toyota, they survive as car customizers. If you have a problem... if no one else can…

Cartel Tech #1: This engine has no torque. What do we do?

Michael would call President Obama a shitty administrator, but have you seen the Bobcats lately?

INTERVIEWER: Michael, you've really taken a shining to golf in retirement. Would I be correct in assuming that we'll be seeing you a lot out on the golf course?

And really shitty Russian club covers of pop songs must be blasted from your stereo at all times.

I get the ban... I mean, look at what they're wearing, they're totally asking for it...

Don't get me wrong, the shirts themselves are fine. So are the shorts and the boots. But I'm with Kent Sport on this, simply because of what Pornhub did with the socks.

Great postseason.

I'm just glad it's over so I don't have to listen to Joe Buck licking Bumgarner's sweaty nutsack any longer.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

I guess we are different, but I LOVE looking out the windows, and I love getting the window seat. Even looking at cloud tops is pretty cool. I have never had the pleasure of a cross ocean flight and I admit that looking at an endless expanse of water sounds dull. But the real treat is on take offs and landings. I…

I mean, where the hell is the plot, even?

This was a terrible fucking movie and I have serious doubts that anyone who says otherwise has even seen the film.

I got the whole "acting white", "not black enough" BS in school and still get it even in college. It's not my fault I was born into an upper-middle class household or taught how to properly act, so why am I being chastised for it? Does that somehow not make me "black"? I don't understand how a black person can…

Just let your soul glo. +1

Michael Irving said it best on NFL Network. Paraphrasing, "You wouldn't expect Tom Brady or Peyton Manning to hang out in the club. Then don't expect it from Russell Wilson."