Hiring a black woman to ring a bell at your office would double your diversity numbers. Maybe work on that.

Save F1! Resurrect tobacco sponsorships!

Haven't seen anything to indicate that Marussia would only run one car again. Would seem like a good opportunity to get Rossi in the car.

There are alternatives, ya know...

They drove through 19" of water. More than that. They never said it was 19" deep. Just 19" total.

Did I miss the part where it went 19" deep? It sure just looked like it was splashing around some puddles.

You can't improve on perfection.

I swear I didn't slow that down — we discovered it through the course of filming and realized we had to incorporate it.

What a nice day to drive around the park and... and do a little arm exercise at the same time.

- "I don't think he's black enough."

No mention of Rocky IV and it's epic Jalpa montage? There's no easy way out of this one for you, Doug.

I thought you were going to say "these were also the request of a line worker who needed a place to set his beer cans while building the car"

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Lesson to all ladies, both of the high school age and hot teacher age. Underage boys will never shut up about getting laid. If they have pics or video, their friends will see it. They know how to fuck up a good thing.

That said; these little flat spots being circular makes them "cupholders" as much as me launching a Bud Light can with a lacrosse stick makes me an athlete.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Sweden's not going to let anyone jerk them off around.

Just a Stingray and Barracuda from the last vintage race.....

I don't understand the point of him landing at O'Hare. There's no reason for him to do so other than to say that he did, and that airport has actual traffic it should be worried about rather than a dude in a 172. More power to him for doing what he's actually allowed to do, but O'Hare isn't for pleasure aircraft, it's…