Yeah, and just wait until you see the number plate on it :)

Still, part of me wouldn't mind making the trip in a 4-speed Aspire. At least then you could drive like a maniac,or at least a normal, sane human, since you've already lost. They also didn't say what will happen to subsequent teams that run out of fuel. I'm guessing they'll just leave us to die in the desert.

So Audi pulled a Top Gear-like move by making the loser finish the challenge in a crappy car. Bravo, Audi, bravo.

C'mon Torch - do the Jeremy Clarkson! "Seat heaters on, A/C on full, pedal to the floor. POWAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Then you'd get to drive that sweet Aspire.

I'm afraid they're going to end up in the same situation as the 2007 Rockies, getting so incredibly hot that they run train to the World Series, and then have to wait 7-10 days for the NLCS to finish, and there goes all the momentum. But I'm sure as hell enjoying their ride in the meantime, I'm totally on the Royal…

Basically a real race engine needs to be efficient under racing regulation air restriction, fuel economy for longer stints and fewer pit stops, and run flat out for 24 hours something a street engine can't do. Race engines last about 8K miles before they need a total rebuild so a street/race engine swap makes sense. …

I would go two deep with her, but I wasn't making a reference.

That is a sexy caliper!

Two fingers deep.

I don't know why you singled out Bartman. Hasn't every Cubs fan come to represent a random poor bastard forced to live a sports fan's worst nightmare?

Let's be honest, both patches on that hat are pretty damn sad.

Is it me though or does it kind of seem like the new tattoo is saying that the Japanese characters translate to "I'm sorry".

THIS is why cars are symmetric. *barfs*

Fuck Symmetry.

Maybe this is why I've never cared for the facia of some of BMW's latest motorcycles:

Aesthetics are definitely part of it. But from an engineering stand point, having a symmetrical design allows you to simplify your design. You can have symmetrically opposite (or identical) parts on the left side and right side of the vehicle. If you make the design asymmetrical then you may need different parts left…

BMW tried the whole non-symmetrical thing... It's like the hot chick with a lazy eye. You want to like her, but you can't look her dead on in the face without wincing.

Image nothing. Beats are just an inferior product concocted by the same assholes who tricked clueless consumers into paying $70 for 7 foot hdmi cables.

The Racing Scene is also available for free streaming on Amazon Prime, or for rent if you're not a Prime member. It's SD, so I'm sure the quality isn't as good as Quentin's copy, but if you can't make it to the theatre, there it is.