I seriously hope that you were at 795 words, found it unacceptable, then added "Most importantly, the check cleared" to meet your 800 word quota.

Well that was bloody lucky of the guy!

Squid's Law.

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+1 if they can figure out how to post it.

For fuck snakes

Forget the steering wheel on this one, when was it OK to have a bottle of bourbon 2 feet from the driver?

Fair enough.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

I remember that race, he couldn't even stand after to give the victory lane interview. Man!

Remember the race at Martinsville where the temperature was around 93 degrees, and five laps in Ricky Rudd's cooling system stopped working? So he raced almost the whole 500 laps with no cooling aside from ice packs and cold being sprayed on him during pit stops. I don't know how hot it got in this car, but a 93…

No wonder they call her Miss Texas. She nearly did.

At about 1:50 where the road just kinda disappears into a dark tree-cavern... damn. That was the only point where I really started to hyperventilate.

333SP.

Hope he got a nice polariad.

This put me down a youtube rabbit hole for the past half hour, thanks

I think that .gif was one that started this whole "no images" thing.

Go to 6:05 For the Rally Fighter racing.

oh my god yes. that cockpit feel.

To be fair...Posey didn't bitch at all. The media complained about losing an exciting young player, and a lot of others joined the party. Posey not so much.
(I hate Giant fans. It pains me to realize folks will think I am one for writing what I have.)