In the words of the great Richard Pryor, "There's no such thing as bad pussy." RIP

Best part of this whole thing is Simmons looks thoroughly pissed he didn't get a chance at the double play. You gotta love watching this guy play.

Simmons: [Reaches back across body]
Simmons: [Flops onto base, recording out]
Simmons: [Flips ball up into hand]
Tommy La Stella: Holy hell.
Chris Johnson: Just wait.
Simmons: [Takes down field-invading fan with gentle rebuke]
Simmons: [Calms down bullrushing security guards]
Simmons: [Orchestrates handshake between…

He didn't make the out on this play, but damn impressive:

One of two things:

Not necessarily. He just wouldn't want the media distractions, much like why teams wouldn't take Tebow, even as a back up. You're looking at it wrong. The media is making a huge deal out of this, the players will be asked questions every chance they get, the media will try to separate the locker room with stupid…

Well that doesn't look good...

I raced riding mowers for 6 years, and still have my "Mowchine" which can go up to 50 MPH. But anyway, I LOVE the boat trailer racing one. Hilarious that the boats stay on the trailers for exactly 1/2 a lap.

That's totally fair. At the same time, you can still be a good customer even without that as part of the exchange, and if you're a good regular, you WILL be well taken care of. I always made sure to cultivate my regulars, because you want them to come back.

I always liked the combo of #2 & #3. Figure 8 Boat Trailer racing.

Not that I'm directing this at you, but I hate it when I get the cold shoulder at restaurants because I'm not ordering much or just drinking booze. I'm not going to leave you only 20% of 15 dollars. I will leave a decent tip lol

So if you eliminate tipping and raise wages instead to make up for it, aren't the workers, basically, in the same exact position? It's just that now, after the wage adjustment, they can give zero fucks about the kind of service they deliver. And isn't that the type of industry they're in, service? I'm sure that the…

I submit Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing

Where did you find all these bartenders and waitresses who want an hourly wage? I would never make as much hourly from a restaurant as I could with tips.

No need to question getting a Mustang, just don't go to Myrtle Beach during Mustang Week.

it seems like everyone hates America's tipping culture.

MIA

Both the fact that they're there, and the fact that they're not all the same length...

If you can think it, it's been done to an XJ before. If the roll cage is properly tied into the unibody, they're good to go.

hey, I had a really bad burrito the Saturday night of the '96 Masters.