Everything about this just screams “clusterfuck” at the top of its collective lungs.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

It wasn't picked up on by TMZ, but other news outlets reported that Nash tore both is quads while taking this photo

There is only 1 Cruze in that photo...

His butthole is being eaten on a Chevy Malibu tho

Worse than that, two Chevy Cruzes. Even if you are buying domestic, a Detroiter should know enough to leave those to the rental companies.

This is absolutely disgusting.

Ipso fatso, QED & Occam's Razor.

I love me some shit truthers.

Lets look at the facts:

1. Chuck Johnson shits.
2. Someone shit on the floor.
3. Chuck Johnson has provided no evidence that he did not shit on the floor.

Conclusion: Chuck Johnson is a serial floor-shitter-onner.

Having worked in radio, I can tell you this is the norm for a large chunk of stations out there.

Boss: "I got some bad news guys..."

The idea that there is such a thing as "intellectual property" — this recent neologism has no real meaning in law or practice, and it really distorts our dialog about creative works.

I know the WWE had that feud with the Nuggets over them not relinquishing the arena for a playoff game, but did the Nuggets really have to mock the Owen Hart tragedy? That's a little over the edge if you ask me.

Do not make eye contact with the UFC.

She's Canadian.

[removes human suit]