Like everyone else has said, that watch is fugly.

@Cabs21: I was cleaning out some old magazines last week and stumbled upon a PC magazine from 2000. There was an ad from Micron selling desktop computers.

$1500 for a top of the line laptop is expensive?

I've been described as "into alcohol" but have never thought of doing something as despicable as this...my shenanigans are cheeky and fun

@Platypus Man: They got my spam too...but it is my spam for woot too, so yippie!

@King_Faisal_94: clearly they don't love you as much as they love me.

@Reilly27: I think they just emailed the entire of lists. My email was out, however my password wasnt. I also used different passwords for gawker and woot. Oh well that means I will probably end up with a $5 t-shirt at somepoint.

the pic for hiding my collection of definitely not porn is the same as the one for trying out froyo on your computer

As an added bonus, if your woot account and your gawker account share the same email and your email was compromised by the gawker-leak then woot emailed you a $5 off coupon in an email asking you to change your password.

@Tim Edwards: People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Six's crazy?" Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on fucking electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!

I love the lead in image. I remember reading this article a couple of years ago in The Onion Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades which was suppose to be a satirical jab at the 3 vs 4 blade advertising war...by my count that razor has 5 blades.

Wait, but what if I hope to yield unsavory footage of my uncle pinching a loaf what should I expect to capture?

@Slinkytech: I'd say the legit applications would be for a survival tool rather than a defense tool.

I'd argue that the minimilist Red Bull can should be bare aluminum with the words and log in red.

@Adam!: Hey now, we have both angry birds AND angry birds: seasons in the webos app store....

@CalvinandJahv: It's for commenters who aren't funny enough to even get approved.

@Rob Stevens: Hopefully Tim will chime in for you, but this article discusses how grapefruit juice contains a substance which suppresses the action of some enzymes in the body which metabolize some types of drugs.

"former Timberwolves CEO Tim Leiweke"

I borrowed my neighbor's unprotected internets for about a year, and the signal was spotty at best.