@GhostAmongMen: Smoke a cigarette, the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

@Evan_T: I'm thinking 3, maybe even 4.

So you got a cat in the wall? Now you are talking my language. What we are going to do is tie a rope around a second cat and put him in the wall. The two cats will bond, then we will yank the cat out and the other cat will follow him.

@RICoder: My favorite is when someone posts sonething on an internet forum that gets deleted/disemvoweled, and then cries that their free speech is violated...that's good for a laugh too.

@RICoder: What?

@Duc: Fighting Words, Obscenity, and Libel are not protected by free speech.

I have to admit, I used to follow gizmodo on twitter, but then I stopped following because I was on the website so often that I already knew about the articles before I saw them on twitter.

@Steven Callas: Great...now toxic is arguing with me over there, thanks.

White guys like dark tower?

@mattycakes: You forgot about the random's who leave themselves logged in at the Apple Store...

@Paulo Dourado: That's the first thing I noticed. The netbook adapter also appears to be an ipod cable.

@moonshadowkati: I think of golf clubs...

@ClintonPortishead: If he would have slide he would have been safe.

Here's the play from yesterday where Morgan would have been safe if he would have slid in, but instead decided to try to run over Hayes...

@Pook365: notice that sidebar when you search?

@Google: Privacy is Job 1: So what you are saying is piracy is far far far away from godliness?

@AmphetamineCrown: Good point, it is about storing and releasing that 'crapload of energy'

Obscure champagne brand?

@Joshua DeLong: In the case of your truck, you are using a capacitor to 'smooth' out the output of your amplifier. When your bass goes 'thumpa thumpa' and you are drawing a lot of power quickly from your system you need something to stiffen your supply from being underpowered. Your capacitors store power for those…

Most blokes be playing at 10, you are all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, where do you go from there?