@SAThorn: Sadly, I am not too far from making a joke

@SAThorn: Nah, we are still working on the genetic tests that will predict if children will grow up to be stalkers and ship them off to an island.

@Martian Yeti: Enough people have those SCRAM bracelets to monitor for booze. They seem pretty difficult to defeat, so I would hope similar technology is employed here too.

@Joel:

@Chernobyl: From the source article:

So I went to the link on the condom wrapper because I was hoping this was some sort of sick joke.