I don't think they're shitty enough to qualify. I wouldn't mind DDing one.

I had a stone stuck in my WRX caliper once - awful noise, but it wasn't too hard to diagnose. Still, probably not the fault of the Mazda design - I'd imagine it could happen to anyone.

Terrible at being a car.

An artificial intelligence would have no reason to feel gratitude or do anything else other than pursue its goal, without knowing or caring if it involved horrific means. The worry isn't that it would decide to be mean and kill you, it's that you'd give it a simple goal like "make cars", and it would single-mindedly…

Its inevitable that robots will try to be as efficient as possible and then its only a matter of time until they realize human meatbags are way less efficient than their shiny metal asses.

So, a short story where sex-bots save the world exists and you didn't provide a link to it? Why? Oh why?

Nice try but I just sent a robot back from the future to kill him.

my first thought upon reading this was

I agree. I would throw in that as a general proposition, venues shouldn't be paying promoters to hold events. It's supposed to work the other way around. The risk of reward/failure has to be on the party putting the butts in the seats, not the track. All the tracks have a set and quantifiable capital asset that…

...in the appropriate "white space" of the target market.

While simultaneously de-prioritizing traditional intellectual assets in favor of crowd-sourced solutions.

It's not Italian. Everybody knows only the eyetalians can make supercars.

Evolving synergies to predict consumer trends

We prefer "market re-assessment" rather than design change.

Hmmm.. While it may be possible to dismiss this woman as a nutter..

Heaven above, let's give her a Jesus tail light.

Just be sure to give it to her upside-down...

I only worship Satan during the school year, and I always wondered why. Now I know.

Robyn Wilkins, an adult human being with functioning eyeballs and the capacity to reason, somehow actually thinks that school buses around the Memphis, TN area have brake lights designed to promote worshipping the devil. Yes, this woman saw a pattern of LEDs that sort of looked like a pentagram, and is now livid.