Because Pagan gods didn't pretend to care about you. They were capricious. If you amused them they might deign to help you, if it amused them. The biggest trick of the christian god was that he somehow convinced people he loved them.

So I spot a theme here: Dick moves by Egyptian gods, dickery by Greek gods and now dickishness by Norse gods. Working our way through the world's mythologies, are we?

Lego people are much more expresssive in their faces now. That, and the Star Wars licensed sets really got the ball rolling.

I love that Legos keep popping up as a favorite saved toy!

I still have my Legos.

"Unless this idiot has somehow ignored all the women who have enter his store, and never been to a con, and never been online, there is copious proof that women like all the same nerdy stuff men like. ALL OF IT."

Stewart, the comic book store owner on Big Bang Theory, is not a misogynist. He's a sad-sack who is depressed and poor, but he doesn't hate women. In the episodes where women have come into the store, he's been helpful and never dismissive or condescending.

Superman versus Batman: The Dick Measuring is the title I want.

Never mind the fact that you tell someones family you're putting them under "emergency preservation and resuscitation" they're going to stare blankly at you, but you say "suspended animation" and most people will almost immediately have some sense of what you're talking about.

"we don't want to call it a mobile phone because it sounds like science fiction" said an idiot in the 60s.

90% percent survival rate? From such trauma? Even though it was on a different species and under controlled circumstances, this is a truly impressive surgical feat. It might end up saving tons of lives.

Answer to all these questions: the money train will find a way...

Helena fart. That it is all.

While Helena was flirting with Trucker Hat guy, I was on edge, just waiting for her to snap on him. It was excruciating. Props to the show (writers, Tatiana, etc) for creating a character that is so believably unpredictable.

You had me at "Tom Cruise dies a lot."

Disney's Animation Studios' Big Hero 6. Pixar is not involved.

If you're going to be stupid, you better be in front of the flag.

Getting off the sofa isn't technically a "lift".