Someone kick this out of the grey. I have been saving this for just such an occasion.

What about iOS7 being waterproof!? That one still gets me haha

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There is. It's called a push.

It would be cool if ILM could remove this and replace it with an original idea.

Vote: TARDIS 4-Port USB Hub

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Did you really have to ask?

I thought we'd settled this. Go to your room io9.

But not for the wolf. He ate well that day.

I LIKE masturbating.

And if you didn't shed a few tears of happiness over this one, you have no soul.

Really, they were just weighing him down.

So that's how you clear out your brower's cookie cache!

I laughed. It made my morning better. What more can you ask?

How about in the office?

Adorable! If I was walking along and saw one of these it would probably make my day.

I added a strap button to my ukulele. I love these things!

I need this kind of organization. Just the other day, I joined this infamous club: