*Phone Rings*
Auto Enthusiast: “Hey, honey, what’s up?”
Auto Enthusiast’s Wife: “Have you been drinking and shopping on Amazon again?!”
AE: “Not that I can recall. Why do you ask?”
AEW: “Well, I came home from work to find a Corvette ZR1, Challenger Hellcat, Mustang GT350, one of those stupid sleeveless shirts with…