That car looks like you asked it to hand over its wallet.

The POOWWEERR hour

I applaud you, Fernando.

The reason Chevy has missed the mark on electric cars is that the body styles they’ve chosen are, frankly, dumb. The Volt is almost unusably small and the Bolt (besides its stupid name) looks like a potato.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

a sex nap

COTD

It’s a BWM that was not parked by it’s owner.

The parking lines have been photoshopped in after the car was parked.

The lines around the stall are blue. Are we sure it’s not a handicap stall?

A BMW parked within the confines of a parking space is a Volvo with a BMW car cover over it.

But the Caddy will actually run.

Shameful admission: I can’t tell any of the new McLarens apart visually or by name.

“Ferrari-like”

Because they don’t like being at the service department every week?

Materials are mostly high-quality, even if it lacks the design flair you get from a competing German machine.

I believe that is Aaron’s personal car. I’d need something quick to get away from his annoying WOOOO! boss - this Falcon is perfect for the job.

Aaron just might drive up there and slap the shit out of you if you’re insinuating that he is a hipster.

As a McLaren fan, I couldn’t care less about the livery as long as the car is fast and reliable and the team is actually competitive.

Sadly it's not Alfa 159 levels of beautiful.