This post has three paragraphs and you refused to read them all. Get back in your first-gen Rouge and get out of here.

Unique? Certainly.

A Reliant Robin

This heap of feces :

This shit, every year;

He done did it.

It’s on a completely different chassis than the Maxima though?

You are one giant pussy sir, it only takes a little common sense to drive a 400 Hp car. I did today, in the rain. I'm still alive.

They get depressed.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

does this mean they can finally work on their Formula One car now?

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.

My vote: Modern classic - do they live up to the hype / can you MAKE money holding onto one of these for a year?

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Dat lowkey bronze tho

“I didn’t ask. It hasn’t been functioning since I bought it”

Jaguar F-Type. Some much for the reserved and refined British thing. This is Hugh Grant doing kegstands at a frat party and then having sex with multiple co-eds on the front lawn.