I read that in a Clarkson voice

I’m getting really tired of these “tablets” they are sticking to the dashboard in cars nowadays. My BMW has it and seems like tons of new cars are just putting an LCD screen in a case and mounting it to the dash instead of integrating it in with the dashboard.

Covering the entire engine bay in plastic.

fake ram air scoops. Spending money to design something that looks functional, but is not, is always a waste of money

As much as I love every MV Agusta ever, this bike is trying way too hard.

Jay Leno approves.

And it apparently shares pedals with the GTI, lol.

Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

I wonder what his tire pressure was.

This Lambo

Hummer

Next question.

Rally 911.

Why are we dicking around? Nuke the city.

Still handled it better than this guy.

Thing is, I know it’s a scam to get foot traffic into the dealerships, but something about that fake-ass check they mail you as well as “We will beat KBB prices GUARANTEED!!!” tickles the hell out of my “I want a new car” bone. For the moment anyways, then it ends up in the garbage.

The train in Snowpiercer. It’s the future, the world is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and we’ve invented a perpetual motion machine. So let’s use it to power a train that travels around the world endlessly! Instead of, I dunno... using it to generate unlimited power which could be used to do things like create giant…