Haha is motor in quotes?

Needed excuse. Close enough.

“Buy our shitty family car because it looks like a Mercedes.”

Unpimp your ride.

...because your job is *selling* cars, not *driving* them...

Okay.

No way, trimmed up sides look good.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

I work for a dealership as a tech and I couldn’t agree more.

The Dealerships.

Sometimes, I open my garage to look at my cars when I have no intention to use them. It reminds me that America is awesome and that if you work a fuckton you can own basically whatever you want.

Lol. Ludacris owns, amongst other things, the Chrysler ME412 concept car. His game is far above yours.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

I disagree. Vettel still has to prove he can dominate in non-Newey car.

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

I will post this until VVS is wiped out.

From an enthusiast standpoint, the moment you walk inside without so much as a second glance back at your ride.

I once saw a Lambo in a pond: