I was flipping channels last night and briefly landed on Charlie's Angels(the reboot).

I dunno(take your pick)...

I sense a "yeah, it's that kind of thrill" joke here, somewhere.

CALLED IT!!!

Fratelli Orsini Driving Gloves

Typical douchebag, personified:

I see Audi / Porsche on the 3/4 and rear...

It's beautiful, trust me. I(think) I found a picture online of the one I used to visit(almost) every afternoon after class and just stare at(trust me, the picture DOES NOT do it a shred of justice). And trust me, there were many other classic and great looking cars around it, but this one was just perfect:

"Smile for the picture, private!"

Just in time for lunch(at my desk), thanks Jalopnik!

I nominated the DB5 on a previous article as the best looking car, ever(IMO)!

MASSA'd

Looks like Fiat is going to great lengths to turn around that J-Lo fiasco:

Saturn Aura Hybrid

Touche.

I hear you, and agree.

This always rubbed me the wrong way for some reason:

Why are you posting my alleged concern over some other guy's junk? Seems like it's all in your head. I would get that checked out if I was you(good thing I'm not though).

Maybe you can recommend me your therapist and surgeon, seeing how they worked miracles with you.

Also, the most incorrect... But yeah, sure(see Jennifer Lawrence gif above).