Nah. His uncle, who works for Nintendo, said that it won’t come out this year. That’s so true.

But through exploring some of his feelings and looking back at his emotions, he realized that he was actually supposed to be a girl, and just felt like his body didn’t match how he felt inside. She asked me to stop calling her Shahrick, as she preferred Shaheen—a gender-neutral name in our culture like Chris or…

What the hell are you talking about?

I’d get this just so I could put the tin next to the tea tins at my brothers house next time we all get together for Thanksgiving. And put some of the condom discs in the box that holds his nespresso coffee discs

Given that straight people are now more likely to have (and presumably transmit) HIV, are the straights going to have two different types of condoms handy depending on the intended hole? lol. 

Yeah, I didn’t phrase that well. To be clear, I think Courtney Love is a shockingly talented artist, actor and (of all things) essayist. (Seriously, it’s worth digging up her article about napster on the old salon.com from back in the early 00s.)

I hope we get 10 more and just bring in new characters/cast members. I’m guessing next year will be the 2010s arrowverse’s swan songs, and possibly Batwoman too. 

That’s fucking gross, but also, how pathetic do these folks have to be to think “the reason I can’t sleep with Natalie Portman is that she hasn’t turned 18 yet?”. Trust me, that wasn’t the major barrier.

“How come nobody is talking about the economy!?!” he yells at the TV, which has been on Cartoon Network for weeks on end.

Like damn man, sucks that Kotaku isn’t the world news hub you expected it to be.

where is my coke refill!

Sir, this is an Applebees.

Can you Americans just get over it. Noone really cares what heritage you have. You are just Americans. 

“Star Trek 4 will reunite Chris Pine, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, John Cho, Simon Pegg, and Karl Urban with the Starship Enterprise.”

National Treasure got there. It is ridiculous, but it had some of that magic

He probably cares a great fucking deal. Just because he’s undoubtedly wealthy at this point doesn’t mean he doesn’t care.

It was all about Gruffi Gummi. Bounce me, daddy!

That exact same argument has been used for decades (if not centuries) to keep out some “undesired” class, whether it be Blacks, Jews, or poor people. It’s a bullshit argument. Aesthetics are not more important than people.

In case you were wondering if Dave Chappelle has gone full asshole, yeah, he’s apparently willing to pull all his investments out of a town if poor people move there.

People don’t cook hotdogs/brats or pizza nearly long enough.