I believe Michael Mettyear sits on the sentencing guidelines panel for England and Wales, which shows you the kind of super enlightened people making decisions in the criminal justice system.

Ah those pesky Canadians and their renowned penchant for science fiction porn parodies!

I think there was a parody a while back called Doctor Screw, and if there wasn't there should be.

Every time I read Jack Gleeson's name I have to remind myself that he is a completely different person to Jackie Gleason. I'm totally ready to accept the fact that no one else makes this mistake.

No worries! Terrible British presenters aside I'm sorry Zepps has a platform to spout this crap, too.

As we Brits spend most of our time apologising to the world for Piers Moron, I feel the need to point out this particular condescending douche is Australian. I agree 100% though.