I seem to recall him going after her cooch with a soapy washcloth in the first book. Endless infections...

I seem to recall him going after her cooch with a soapy washcloth in the first book. Endless infections...

I seem to recall him going after her cooch with a soapy washcloth in the first book. Endless infections...

Yeah not short for, she’s got it confused with endearment.

ahahahahaha THIS MADE MY MORNING.

No idea. It was for sure A Boy Named Sue sort of scene; nobody said shit to him about it unless they wanted a black eye.

In the 90's I went to school with a kid called Ocean Beach House.

It’s all over the North as well. I was a Lady Raider in high school, which was not cool on many levels.

no kidding

“I am probably one of the most content, peaceful people you will ever meet.”

I live in the Finger Lakes region. The geese are here year round and they shit on everything and behave like aggressive assholes. That said, in this I’m team goose. Twats like Golisano have bought up all the lakefront property and with their giant houses and land grabs have made it impossible for anyone but the rich…

Samsies. If I can’t read it, or have someone sum it up for me, I know nothing.

I’m getting better with it. I live alone, work too much and was eating cereal for most of my meals and decided I needed to start eating like an adult at some point. I like that I can make a good meal quickly with just a few ingredients and one pot.

I made soup the other night, the bastard was only 1/4 full, WELL below the max, and I totally had soup come spraying out the vent when I did a quick release. I’m not an idiot and always hold a tea towel over the vent to keep the steam from destroying my cabinets, but it still was a mess and a bit scary. I’m not…

Wait, all that talk about the tote bag and then you leave it out of the photo??

I have a co-worker whose partner was hit by a car during a street festival. They were hit so hard they went up over the car and landed in the road behind it. The car tore off, and for some reason or other the police stopped bystanders from running it down to get the plates. My co-worker’s partner survived, but will…

I’m with you in that I do my best to never actually hear him speak because I don’t want him to sound like anything but that.

I’ll never not find this funny