We’re bored over here. And if we’re going to think about rich vapid women, I’ll take her over Ivanka any day.

I’m basically vegan due to some pretty serious food intolerances and allergies and I had a really hard time at times when working in Italy. I ended up eating some pasta in Rome made with eggs and was so sick I was almost hospitalized. I really had a hard time conveying that I couldn’t eat certain things because they…

THAT museum pissed me off because after I’d paid the $25, I had to pay an additional $25 to get into any traveling exhibit. As someone who works in museums and gets what things cost to mount and preserve and insure I was still pissed off.

Ours too. It was a massive pain in the ass because I wasn’t going to drive 30 miles through the country in the dead of winter without a phone for emergencies, nor was I down with the idea of leaving the phone in the car in a shady parking garage in a bad area.

Why did no one tell me the hair is finally explained and that it’s way more pathetic and gross than I’d realized?!

I’m glad you got help, it’s a big step in the right direction to getting your feet under you. We’re always here for you if you need us

oh good god, it’s way to early for that

I wish.

Or this!

Don’t forget this gem:

I live in Trump country and I would add hatred of liberals to #2. There’s no end to the fuck liberals bumper stickers and bitching about them in the diner, and they’ll do no end of self defeating things if they’re think it’ll get a snowflake in a twist.

Probably. I’ve got similar skin tone that makes me look a little jaundiced. I just more or less gave up on the makeup game years ago. I’ll have to give a look to the stuff you cited.

It is, but until we learn how to get it out without damaging the surrounding environment it’s not worth it. As someone who lives near a large shale flat that is seeing fracking, I can attest to what it has done to local waterways and ponds, not to mention our aging bridges and roads that have not been updated to even…

From what I’ve tried of Fenty Beauty, I think I’ve determined that it’s not great for my skin tone, which is fine considering that cosmetic companies have almost exclusively been courting my skin tone for centuries. I’ll deal.

I own a snake (one of my brilliant decisions as a 20 year old)  and she bit me once when she mistook my hand for food and and it did not look like that. It’s not that I am saying she’s a liar, but snakes have two fangs that are hooked and will bite once and rapidly pull back if it is defensive or bite and constrict if…

Ugh I miss the gif party so bad. I’d be in tears laughing at the stuff people would dig up and have lots of weird matierial to randomly text to my friends throughout the week.

I’m on break from work, and while I know as a responsible citizen, I should stay plugged in and aware of the shitshow that is our government, I just can’t. I need a break from those greedy, malicious motherfuckers or I’m going to lose it. I’ve been tying to find other sites that are devoted to books or art or anything…

Everyone’s hush hush at our institution, and preparations for that proposed change in the labor law that didn’t go through only affected me in my department, not any of my four male coworkers who have positions that should be equivalent to mine. It was a brutal way of finding out that despite having at minimum six…

There is a farm near me that always has a sign up that says “manure for sale”, and I’ve thought more than once that they should slap an addendum on that says for an additional $50, they’ll mail to to your enemies for you.

Ugh that scene still gives me the shivers