I find the argument that women should be able to bare children late in life because men are able to father them at a potentially advanced age to be troublesome. Fathering them involves an orgasm and that’s about it, baring them requires a huge amount from the female body. They’re not equivalent

One of my favorites my gran used was “don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.”

That sucks. It’s always such a bummer when that happens. We were one of the first dates on the tour, which probably helped.

Nope, that’s the one I was talking about. We all went thinking it would suck, especially since the venue has horrible acoustics and it really didn’t. It was a pleasant surprise.

I stand corrected. I saw the tour every year that it went through, and I remember her doing nothing but shit talk the entire thing.

They never played the Lilith Fair.

I agree with you 100%, though I have to say I saw the Pixies on the Doolittle tour and it was fucking amazing. Maybe you had an off night?

Same thing here. My mom and I had a horrible, horrible relationship all the way up until my parents divorced when I was 20. Once my dad and his bullshit shenanigans were out of the way, we developed into fast friends and I feel so lucky that we got a second chance.

I’m one, too, AND I also can’t eat gluten. I swear to god that I’m fun at parties and have never, ever once felt the need to dictate people’s food choices to them. You leave me and my food alone and I’ll do the same. I can’t even begin to relate to the batshit insanity that is going on in this article.

It took my grandmother and her brother within two months of each other. Reading Davis’ letter brought back so much pain. She is so spot on with the horror of it all, and what it does to families as they helplessly watch someone they love slip away. I will be angry with Alzheimer’s for the rest of my life for robbing…

I work with a good amount of Witnesses and it makes having any kind of office party impossible.

Can they bank their own blood and use that?

Keep your head down and move on. You’re making something out of nothing. Besides, it wasn’t your right to be in public unchaperoned/voice an opinion anyway.

I was horrifically street harassed a few years ago while waiting for a light to change while carrying a heavy box, and there was nothing I could do to get away from this guy. He was dancing around me screaming all kinds of vile bullshit, while people passing us just sort of looked at the ground and sped up. There was…

I feel like in a way this is why the Arrested Development reboot didn’t work. When it was the insane family playing off of Michael’s straight man, it was hysterical. As soon as they were split up and didn’t interact, they lost the sparkle.

“In your opinion, what is the worst common food allergy to have?”

I cant handle Jesus on his calf. Or really any of it.

What a dick. You’re in no way competition to what we do and serve to enhance the takeaway that the couple has to remember their day with. No kidding on the AMA, the sort of shit that goes on behind the scenes is insane. Weddings, while generally joyous, have a tendency to bring out the worst in people. I remember one…

Yep. I figure we’re all on the same team together. It’s not a horrible gig doing weddings, but it generally isn’t the entertaining cakewalk people seem to sometimes think it is. It is a long day on your feet, being alert, pleasant and always at someones beck, call and demand. Anything to pass the time and have a laugh…

We were the actual photographers for the event and got pictures of them on the floor laughing, after it was very apparent that they were totally ok. Photobooth man was fun, we sat with him at the hired help dinner table and he let us take a turn in the booth without recording it to the official book. I think they’re a…