MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife

I’m an assistant wedding photographer and my recommendation is that if you go the route of a strapless, see if you can find one that has attachable straps or can get a tailor to add some in. I’ve noticed that as our brides get warmer, the top of the dress gets looser and they’ll spend the reception constantly hitching

I’m a 2nd wedding photographer and I’ve noticed that it is incredibly common for the bride to have a simple little bouquet of carnations to toss so that she doesn’t waste the fancy one.

Also, I want to add that when my best friend got married when we were 21, I totally caught the bouquet. I’ve seen the video of it, and I have such an astonished look on my face that I actually caught something that that lasts approximately 2 seconds until the maid of honor tackled me to the floor and began trying to

I am 35, and although I would never admit it if asked, I’m sort of sad that I’ve been forever single and have given up on the idea of getting married. Having said that, if I get hauled out on to one more dancefloor at a wedding for a bouquet toss because people cannot stop screaming my name to get out there, having

My cat spends time in her thinking spot, which would be locked in the bathroom, where she gets to think about how happy she is that I didn’t decide to kill her instead.

Right? Cause who could ever forget this terrifying shit:

We have a couple of weeks in the summer that are up around 100 with high humidity due to the volume of water in the area and it is hell; it feels like the air is too heavy to breathe. I don’t know how people handle heat, I’ll take the cold any day over that.

“Also, the first thing through my head was “Man I hope those Satanists do something about this.” What have we come to?”

Yep, I live in the Great Lakes region so it is months and months of well below freezing temps, hip deep snow and no sunlight. I come to work in the dark and leave in the dark and work in a basement, so it’s a pretty miserable time of the year. I am so damn happy that the sun is out in the evening now, it makes a huge

I’m in a cellar dweller, too! I totally feel your pain, I go through months of thinking it’s just constantly raining outside because I never see the sun. Winter months where I come to work in the dark and leave in the dark are just miserable.

Haha, hi fellow Finger Laker! I pretty much had the same interpretation, though I can't break the habit of always putting it on my face after a childhood of sunburns from being on the lake.

Good god I thought the SAD this year would kill me, or more likely someone near me as I got angrier and angrier the more depressed I got. My boss was advocating for me to look into whether or not our office supplier sold the lights because I was so miserable. Thankfully winter seems to have finally released its grip

I struggle to get mine anywhere near reasonable, when it was still really low in the summer was when the doctor started telling me a little sun would do me good. I’ve heard that everyone where I live generally has some level of deficiency as it is mostly cloudy here even during the warm parts of the year.

I was given a perscription the last couple of years for it, my new health plan means I can’t afford to go anymore but I’m savvy enough to start taking over the counter supplements early in the season to help mitigate things.

I’m from the northeast and end up being horrifically vitamin D deprived in the winter. At one point my doctor told me to lay off the sunscreen a bit to get my body to produce some to add to the mega supplements they had me on. That advice pretty much flew in the face of everything I’d ever heard; mind you she wasn't

My brother has one and he has a total short man button that goes straight to his yappy little mouth. The dog in this picture just looked sad and like he wanted everyone to go away so he could take a nap in the sunshine.

Both of mine did that with daffodils over Easter, but I couldn’t figure out right off what was making them sick. I was cleaning the litter box and I found long stalks of plants in there the same way I found tinsel in the dog’s poo the time he found the christmas decorations and made the connection. Plants are

I’ve never been married, but I went to this dude’s and he didn’t seem overly thrilled.

My mother was a nightmare that has mellowed with age, but god help me my teenage years were awful. I will always, always been forever thankful that my best friends mother took me in, gave me a place to stay and always told me that I was smart and beautiful. They were poor and didn’t have much, but she has always