MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife

For some reason I have a memory of the lead singer saying something like that is what he thinks the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for. Or something. I’m seriously hoping that I made that up in my head and that my brain isn’t wasting memory space on it.

I NEVER KNEW THIS EXISTED!!!!!!

ARGGHHH I don’t know why kinja is showing me this comment now instead of months ago! I’m not sure of how i feel about where things are going. I’m all for change and growth in a series, but I think I have issues with things being a supernatural and twisty. I liked how it just felt like an old school detective series

How are we all not talking about how goddamn scary her hands look in that photo. It’s like that horror movie where the monster had giant fork things for hands.

I should know better. I just get heated because I live in an area that has been ravaged by Lyme. You lose your sense of humor about it really quickly.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, trolling, or are just incredibly stupid.

There are ten years between me and my older brother. He once tried to upset me when we were younger by telling me that I was an accident and I remember telling him, “so what, I’m still here,” as in, doesn’t matter how I got here, I’m here to stay. I’ve survived life just fine knowing I wasn’t planned, I say show the

UGH. you win.

Yeah I was going to say exactly the same thing. You don't expect paid time; you want to go home without being fired for it.

YES! I was the head waitress in a chain restaurant where the servers were snorting coke off the side of a filthy sink I wouldn't even wash my hands in.

I may have mentioned this before, but Afternoon Delight's story reminds me of the time that I responsibly called in six hours before my shift started because I had a stomach bug, and the manager said, "But you weren't sick last night." Unless I went to the ER(it was a sunday) to get a note from a doctor(all on my

Yes to the 25 thing. I'm in my mid thirties, have been single forever and have been slogging along on a meager income and in all likelihood will never get married. All of my pots, pans, furniture, linens are all hand me downs or left over from college and were never in great shape to begin with. Showers, and to a

I made the mistake of watching that full screen on my hi-res work monitor. It made me a little sick and questioning why anyone would willingly ride that. You are far braver than I.

I think you just don't see them that often anymore because porcelain crowns are used where you have highly visible teeth, and the gold are for the ones more hidden. You really can't see mine unless I'm laughing hard.

I got a gold crown two years ago on a molar. It's cheaper than porcelain.

"Soaking up is what you do after saddle backing"

The university I work at has done the same bullshit with a massive capital campaign. All on fancy letterhead. It's infuriating.

you and me both.

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Thanks! He's a destructive little shit and the vet is hopeful it will chill him out. I wasn't going to bother, but a coworker has one that I can borrow, and after watching the videos of cats wearing them on youtube, I have to try it.

My male black cat was the one who reacted like Gollum, and he is a complete overreacting diva. My female Main Coon seemed chill with it until she caught sight of the leash from the corner of her eye when she was sniffing some flowers and I thought she was going to break her neck doing the Gollum thing. Lesson learned.