yes, EXACTLY. The run off from the livestock waste and fertilizer in the fields fosters the most disgustingly incredible algae bloom in Lake Ontario, making it a disgusting big of stink. Modern agriculture is filthy.

Or you do; you play am I really, really sick/hurt/damaged enough to go to the doctor? Am I just going to be referred to a specialist I can't afford, or given a prescription I don't have the money to fill? I've been in that leaky little life raft acutely for over two weeks. There's not much to be done about it except…

My fatassed Maine Coon is partial to attempting to fit herself inside of Kleenex boxes despite the fact that it has never once worked out in her favor.

There is always at least one battered box in the kitchen that I can't throw away because I am scared of the retaliation that will be visited on the carpet if I recycle the castle.

I hate myself that I noticed that, too. I don't know why I can notice stuff like that, but will stand in a lot staring at a row of cars wondering why I can't see mine, which is of course generally front and center.

I don't think I ever realized how much she looks like Tara Reid.

People can be such assholes. That is what I learned from serving. I was spectacularly flim flammed one night and I just could not get over the fact that people were fine doing it and acting all nice and innocent throughout, and that after their meal was pretty much comped and the manager gave them gift certificates to…

This thread is turning into a super depressing list

That and Brittany Murphy and her husband dying in similar ways one after the other.

I kind of wondered yesterday if she wasn't in bad straights. The reports just said that her breathing had been stabilized,which doesn't really mean a whole lot in terms of prognosis. The whole thing is so sad.

I was a devotee of those. My go to was the pink one, which had to have looked cakey and gross but I swore by it for years. I think it may have been strawberry flavored?

wow this whole post is an embarrassing flash back to all the beauty products I stole in my youth. I totally had this stuff in this exact flavor, which honestly was sort of gross and unidentifiable.

oh my gosh I totally forgot about this stuff! They made peel off nail poilish for those of us that had unfun prudes for mothers that didn't allow us to wear the normal stuff. My first "lipstick" was tinkerbell and I still remember the taste of it and the way it pushed off the base and got all over everything.

Awww that video totally caused my exhausted brain to spit out the random fact that my mother used to refer to me and my little brother as "the littles". I had totally forgotten about it until now, thanks :)

You should! It's a huge milestone in its own right. My best friend and I got matching tattoos once we'd known each other for 25 and are actively plotting what we'll do this year when we celebrate 30 years of madness.

I just want a registry. Living on my own for over a decade, hand to mouth, I've still got the same cheapass pans that I got when I went away to college 15 years ago. I feel like years and years of attending one shower after another and participating in the games and weird giddiness of them has earned someone buying me…

Haha so did I!

Wait, WHAT??!!

"one of those motherfuckers that angry truckers listen to while they absently fondle their balls"