MouseFitzgerald
MouseFitzgerald
MouseFitzgerald

Jalopnik:

my brain refuses to register that that's not just 2 people dressed as kangaroos slap fighting

These guys need to come to Sturgis

soon I'll be able to go on a three day bender and my car will drive me guilt free between bars.

I'm mentally preparing to be considered a luddite in 40 years' time, zig-zagging between self-driving capsules in an old Caterham held together by duct tape and pieces of string.

Seems to be a whole lot of, can't stop lately. You guys drinking too much coffee?

Hobo With A Shotgun hat its high points and these guys were one of them. Looks like they left their trucks in Mexico!

It's time to commission the official Jalopnik Kickstarter page.

Apparently you didn't read the tagline of this website when you were hired. DRIVE FREE OR DIE.

Yes.

O.o That's just.. an odd statement. Coming from the female side of the equasion here on Jalopnik, I would have to say I like the Jeep better than the Fiat.

Also, you guys have got to stop using that pic. Makes the car look stupid. lol - Here's a better one.

Could we crowd fund one and each get a day with it?

You can always download an mp3 of a real V8 mustang and play that in your stereo.

Et tu, Ford?!?!?!

When I was a Crew Chief we played many pranks like this. One time after a week of my jet being broke-dick (C-5, common) I was so fed up with it I ordered from supply the actual part number of the whole jet. FYI it's on the data plate on the pilots side window sill. Supply officer chased that part number down for 2

Thanks go out to whomever added the red circle - I would never have noticed without it.

You know what else had a crap interior? The Ferrari F40.

Or you know leave parties out and go with an independent source that has been giving reliable news.

You wouldn't download a car in 3...2....